antsu-in-my-pantsu

⚡️child of Zeus⚡️they/she⚡️Lex⚡️

veganhotchocolate:

olivia1863fde:

hills,

veganhotchocolate:

what if you left a spam comment 😦😦 on my post 😳😳😳 and you were a bot called Olivia 🤭🤭🤭 and we are both girls 🤪🤪

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murdernachos:

glutko:

Spongebonge Penis Fish Masterpost

dude what

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coolxatu:

writana:

tripropellant:

me when i am listening to modern POP MUSIC (bad!): 

“hm… not good!”

me when i am listening to RECONSTRUCTED BRONZE AGE LURS:

image

this is a cropped pic of a nordic bronze age petroglyph of guys around a sun wagon and everyone on here who saved this image and just uses it flippantly as a funny little dancing guy is literally going to be visited by powerful spirits in their sleep and taught a serious lesson

his name is oreo

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vergak:

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

rosegoldtomorrow:

im….real? my existence has… impacts? i touch things and they move, i breath in and out and the air buzzes around me? the sun rests on my skin…. grass is crushed under my toes… people see me and have an idea of who i am… my name is on papers….? im sorry this is… this is too much….  

one time when i was a teenager an adult said to me “you know, we do talk about you when you’re not there” and i never recovered

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generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

no one talk to me im unknowable

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goreknob:

if u were forced to get a tattoo of an emoji which one would you pick

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swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

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List of swears

noswears:

content warning: there are swears/cuss/no good words in this post

PLEASE AVOID BLOGS WHO USE THESE WORDS

  • Ass
  • Cock
  • Dick
  • Damn
  • Eff
  • Fuck
  • Hamn
  • Ididot
  • Jerk (off)
  • Moron
  • Nipple
  • Penis
  • Peepee
  • Weiner
  • Crap
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swirltuber-deactivated20191108:

ss18:

dick, cock, balls

swirltuber-deactivated20191108:

can’t stop thinking about how bad i want [unintelligible] and ykw? [information withheld] and [censored] as well. i want sexy bitches that’s my fackin problem

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princesstigerbelle:

I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv

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raptorific:

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

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Question:

Why does your URL express a desire to fuck and not a declaration of actively fucking? Is ambition superior to achievement?

Answer:

the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

If Sisyphus pushed the boulder to the top of the hill successfully

His tale would not be a Legend.

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Question:

what is it about hands that is so inherently homosexual

Answer:

sobforsirius:

only the gays recognise such discreet intimacy

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nonbinaryqueerzim:

ms-demeanor:

Since man can’t judge me and I don’t fear god I’ve decided to start playing harmonica on my commute.

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podencos:

The older u are the more compelling and s*xy and complex u and your life become so the glorification of youth will always remain ludicrous to me

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audarcy:

the-wiccans-glossary:

eevee-art:

I take my art practice very seriously y’all

This is a form of divination, you know.

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