I swear I will never understand the popularity of flavored liquids
cuckoos are born evil
So were we all, who are we to judge?
i didn’t murder my siblings in the womb. idk what ur backstory is but i’m judging
Wait until you hear about sand tiger sharks, they literally cannibalize each other in the womb.
The eggs hatch and develop in their mother’s oviducts at different times, and once the largest and most developed runs out of yolk it swims around inside its mother eating undeveloped eggs and smaller siblings until only one pup from each oviduct remains.
When the pups are born they are well-nourished, experienced hunters that have a better chance at survival thanks to their cannibalistic fratricide.
As someone who has siblings, this doesnt really bother me.
I feel bad bc your profile picture is a pumpkin and I always slap pumpkins like a bongo when I see them
ur patting my belly
Out of all the ways I expected this to go, I’m grateful you chose not to go there
Slap my belly like a bongo drum
Aaaaand it went downhill, as espected
Thump my rump like a lump
I was going to add one but it’s not worth it. Gaud has found the best one
Hey Gaud, I'm thinking of quoting you for my thesis about queerness and horror and I wondered if you'd mind and how I should do it (provided you don't mind)
Go ahead! I’m pretty sure theres a MLA citation format for tumblr. Fair warning, invoking my presence automatically reduces any classwork by a letter grade.