bitemebat

there you are. E. As old as my tongue, and older than my teeth. Definitely old enough to know better. Writer of terribly, horribly smut-filled fan fiction. If you're interested, go check it out under the psued 'sanguisuga' on AO3. Beware, peens ahoy! Blog sometimes NSFW.

lizclimo:

oh, dang. 

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bitemebat:

Gabriel is an abusive arsehole. In no way does Greg Lestrade deserve this comparison.

aziraphxlle:

good omens and sherlock bbc parallels

i love them your honor

both fell and were forgiven 😩

amazing how fire exposes our priorities

to the gays.

+bonus

do not repost as your own, please, it took me a lot of time to do this, thank you

Because this crossed my dash again and I feel compelled to point this out again.

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nctinmotion:

Source: This

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mm-jay:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

“Are you a sausage?”
“*cats looks down and back up* yah”

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

*squeaks*

@lavenderandvanilla @elizadoolittlethings @bitemebat @ngaijuuyan @humansacrificialadvisor

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amatesura:

Sämpycat in snow

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darklinglisten72:

Not just a blep… A snaggletooth blep!
#catsofinstagram #blackcatsofinstagram #pippin
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4sP6EoJrlh/?igshid=2e89x7hff9o9

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talesfromweirdland:

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cybergata:

My  water, no my water!

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littlebluecaboose:

Those are my tags! And apparently they A) pissed off a TERF and, more importantly, B) were something that resounded with a handful of people, which is nice.

hailvady:

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

turing-tested:

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of 'i am a woman’ or 'i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like 'idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

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spookymingos:

ancientfinnishgoddess:

haveahiddles:

awesome-picz:

Rescue Kitten Adopted By 5 Ferrets Thinks It’s A Ferret Too

Well ferrets are basically a cross between a cat and a friendly snake… so not a big reach there. :)

Friendly snakes 💕💕💕

@voxisir

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darklinglisten72:

A chilly November morning in the Shire.
#november #theshire #frost
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4p6QuhHFnC/?igshid=1946lkzlha9uf

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lunchladykay:

@mostlycatsmostly

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bookwarmingparty:

Librosexual?

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fluffysheeps:

🦋🦖

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