cookboss88

Still a Zootopian fan by heart, but recently a couple of lovely ducks has caught my attention.

lustfulholland:

travellertalks:

kaible:

kyotobro:

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

he honestly just looks so cute :((

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ginger-le-gay:

I’m looking up the supplies I need for my cosplay and this ad came up…..

Amazon, I feel like we have very different definitions of ‘Casual’

I can feel this thing chafing my armpits just by looking at it.

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

fgrobichiko:

tooiconic:

barrutmalwe:

mygayassshenanigans:

markscherz:

soundlessdragon:

gif87a-com:

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

Science

I love it

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

stop it steve

mood:

His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.

hnmmm what if i just HHEGGDHEHHDGGEGEGGDGGDGEGEGE

It’s like he’s casting a spell, what the fuck! 😂😂😂

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dkpsyhog:

Homophobes: *try to destroy rainbow statue*

Gays: “fine then we’ll make it an actual damn rainbow”

Reblog to put indestructible rainbows everywhere and kill a homophobe

Well if they can find a prism large enough they can turn it back to regular white light….

Wait…

FUCK!

I just gave them an idea!

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golxliveblogs:

I don’t like the idea that Zuguan can open his eyes is a cursed idea. I do not like it. He’s a big aquatic Snorlax it should just be impossible.

From this day on, Zaguan shall forever be known as the Aquatic Snorlax.

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bajingoarts:

No one on twitter appreciates my ship so I’m coming here again to sell my wares. Please tell me I’m not the only one.

Sex between mortal enemies will always be just “Angry Passionate Fucking.”

Angry because they hate each other, they hate that they hate each other, and they hate that hating each other is the only catharsis they have…. Besides… You know, Occasionally sharing furious hate filled coitus.

(Bottom line is, I support this.)

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sirlorddrkevin:

I think about these queens all the time.

I love how in the second gif, you can pin point the exact millisecond she dies inside…

I know that feeling…

I did this once.

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quiteliterallyhotsauce:

To all the people saying “this doesn’t happen.” Yes. It does.

Homophobes: *Sees Gays* I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore.

Oh certainly, might I recommend travelling outerspace? I hear the sun is lovely this time of year.

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askdawnandvern:

Tea Time With Princess Callibrie (A “Found” BellHunter AU comic) Page 2

WT: It’s finally here, part two of the “Found” Minis series. For those of you unfamiliar with it, Found is a story written by a fan who goes by the Handle ‘EliteShade’, and it takes place in an AU of my own BellHunter AU where Dawn and Vern adopt a different Lamb and Wolf Pup by the names Trevor (Black sheep boy) and Alice (Wolf Pup Girl). But there’s a catch…they refuse to be adopted without Lily, a mostly hairless girl who’s species is unknown. Obviously, you can tell by the comic above, Lily is human, and this story is a humans in Zoot fic.

I’m going to link Elite’s very well done fic series below, and I urge you to check it out if you like the way my character play of each other, (Which I think Elite Shade nails) As well as the intriguing underlying plot, not to mention there’s no shortage of cute and funny moments.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13128859/1/Found

Which brings me to this comic, the second part of the “Tea Party” Saga. Lol. It seems that despite outward appearances, Princess Callibrie, the Prench Komodo Dragon seems to actually be enjoying being dressed up for tea time with Lily, much to Vernon’s chagrin. Deciding ‘beating her’ isn’t worth it, it looks as though Vern decides to join in on the fun. Thanks for reading guys, and thank you Elite Shade for commission it as well as writing your wonderful fic.

Paws off, Normie!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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vodkassassin:

fandomquoter:

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

I mean I kind of feel a bit called out here… like not, specifically, or anything. it’s just that Heinz Doofenschmirtz is so relatable

You’d think he wouldn’t be relatable to most people because he’s the only cartoon character where both parents ditched him on the day of his birth but Nah… He is… Even more so than other cartoon characters.

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This kinda reminds me of that one episode of Roco’s Modern Life.

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rainboopz:

He was a goth

And they were all preps

Can I make it more obvious?  

Why the fuck did I sing the caption? 😂

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ryssa-aquicoine:

shin-holly:

shdujdnn:

oolongearlgrey:

camalilium:

stinkiedinkiedoodles:

camalilium:

Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.

Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan

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Also when in Sinnoh, there was a young maid who was interested in Brock and did a lot of things to get his attention but since she wasn’t old enough he didn’t even consider trying to flirt with her!!!

Remember that one movie where Brock busted out the most genuinely wholesome one-liner of all time?

He also never blew a gasket and spewed insults like a manchild or tried to guilt trip women when a woman rejected him. He took the rejction well and moved on with his life .🐸☕ Incels take note.

If you dont love Brock you’re wRONG

Brock is a precious cinnamon bun and you can’t tell me shit!

He doesn’t get flat out rejected though… Not all the time.

Usually he just gets cock-blocked.

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incorrect-beastars:

Agata: That meddlesome wolf told us to give you a message, right before we tied him up and threw him into the ocean, boss.

Melon: Well, what is it?

Agata: It’s this big, blue wobbly thing that covers two thirds of the Earth, boss.

Melon:

(submmitted by thisisthepartwhereyou)

…I’m not getting this one.

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gay-irl:

gay🙄irl

Wha…. What?

I don’t recycle because I’m a lazy peice of shit, that’s my reason.

BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES RECYCLING HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY?!

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just-incorrect-beastars:

night, at the planetarium, after defeating Melon, both Legosi and Louis are injured…

Legosi, slumping over onto Louis’s shoulder: I wanna be an entomologist…

Planetarium Narrator: Be it rabbit, wolf, deer even an hybrid, our lives are but the briefest flashes in a universe that is billions of years old.

Louis: See, Legosi? We’re not doomed. In the great grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn’t matter what we did in the past or how we’ll be remembered, the only thing that matters is right now, this moment. This one spectacular moment we are sharing together. Right, Legosi?

Legosi:

Louis: Legosi?

Legosi:

Louis: Legosi?

Oh… Oh hell no…

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Just reached a hundred subs on YouTube! Yeeee!

Thank you so much!

Still, I’ve got a long road ahead of me and I’m not planning stopping! But I can’t do it alone.

I’ll be continuing to make more Beastars content, if you want to see my future videos here’s a link to my YouTube Channel:

Feel free to visit it anytime! :) and feel even more free to click the subscribe Button and hit the notification bell to get notified when I upload a video! Be seeing you in the future!

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just-incorrect-beastars:

Jack: I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?

Legosi: Yeah, go ahead.

Jack: Okay, thanks.

Jack: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Legosi: Jack! What’s the matter?! What happened?! What’s going on?!

Jack: THERE’S  SO MUCH PORN!

Legosi: Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit?!

Jack: What are you talking about, “private shit”?! Legosi, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here!

Legosi: Well, I’ve been meanin’ to clear some of that out!

Jack:Jesus Chri–! Look at the organization here! “Clockwise Rim Job”? “Counter-clockwise Rim Job”?

Legosi: Yeah, well, sometimes you like seein’ the tongue go the other way!

Jack: You sick bastard! Look at this! “Chicks With Dicks”?!

Legosi, breaking down: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I have a disease, all right?! I need help!

Jack: There are no chicks with dicks, Legosi! Only guys with tits!

Jesus fucking Christ!😅

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“I don’t have a train of thought. I have seven trains on four tracks that all narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.”

just-incorrect-beastars:

Legosi, at some point

Why is this me?

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New video!

Warning, the stories featured in this video are not for the faint of heart.

Vewier discretion is advised.

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