I’m looking up the supplies I need for my cosplay and this ad came up…..
Amazon, I feel like we have very different definitions of ‘Casual’
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
I love it
What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve
stop it steve
His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.
hnmmm what if i just HHEGGDHEHHDGGEGEGGDGGDGEGEGE
It’s like he’s casting a spell, what the fuck! 😂😂😂
No one on twitter appreciates my ship so I’m coming here again to sell my wares. Please tell me I’m not the only one.
Sex between mortal enemies will always be just “Angry Passionate Fucking.”
Angry because they hate each other, they hate that they hate each other, and they hate that hating each other is the only catharsis they have…. Besides… You know, Occasionally sharing furious hate filled coitus.
(Bottom line is, I support this.)
Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.
Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan
Also when in Sinnoh, there was a young maid who was interested in Brock and did a lot of things to get his attention but since she wasn’t old enough he didn’t even consider trying to flirt with her!!!
Remember that one movie where Brock busted out the most genuinely wholesome one-liner of all time?
He also never blew a gasket and spewed insults like a manchild or tried to guilt trip women when a woman rejected him. He took the rejction well and moved on with his life .🐸☕ Incels take note.
If you dont love Brock you’re wRONG
Brock is a precious cinnamon bun and you can’t tell me shit!
He doesn’t get flat out rejected though… Not all the time.
Usually he just gets cock-blocked.
Agata: That meddlesome wolf told us to give you a message, right before we tied him up and threw him into the ocean, boss.
Melon: Well, what is it?
Agata: It’s this big, blue wobbly thing that covers two thirds of the Earth, boss.
(submmitted by thisisthepartwhereyou)
…I’m not getting this one.
night, at the planetarium, after defeating Melon, both Legosi and Louis are injured…
Legosi, slumping over onto Louis’s shoulder: I wanna be an entomologist…
Planetarium Narrator: Be it rabbit, wolf, deer even an hybrid, our lives are but the briefest flashes in a universe that is billions of years old.
Louis: See, Legosi? We’re not doomed. In the great grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn’t matter what we did in the past or how we’ll be remembered, the only thing that matters is right now, this moment. This one spectacular moment we are sharing together. Right, Legosi?
Oh… Oh hell no…
Just reached a hundred subs on YouTube! Yeeee!
Thank you so much!
Still, I’ve got a long road ahead of me and I’m not planning stopping! But I can’t do it alone.
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Jack: I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
Legosi: Yeah, go ahead.
Jack: Okay, thanks.
Jack: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Legosi: Jack! What’s the matter?! What happened?! What’s going on?!
Jack: THERE’S SO MUCH PORN!
Legosi: Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit?!
Jack: What are you talking about, “private shit”?! Legosi, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here!
Legosi: Well, I’ve been meanin’ to clear some of that out!
Jack:Jesus Chri–! Look at the organization here! “Clockwise Rim Job”? “Counter-clockwise Rim Job”?
Legosi: Yeah, well, sometimes you like seein’ the tongue go the other way!
Jack: You sick bastard! Look at this! “Chicks With Dicks”?!
Legosi, breaking down: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I have a disease, all right?! I need help!
Jack: There are no chicks with dicks, Legosi! Only guys with tits!