I work in a fast casual restaurant and it’s basically like a fancy [NAME RETRACTED] for salad. The other night I was walking this lady through what she wanted on her salad and I asked what dressing she would like and she said water. I didn’t know what to say so I repeated myself and she said water agin! I finally came to and was like ma’am you’ll get your drink at the end of the line I’m asking what dressing you want
i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up
there’s also yellow apples
now yall are just fuckin lying to me
i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno
this post is so beautiful i love it
as someone who is not red/green colourblind i can confirm that even if two apples are the same type they can taste wildly fucking different you aren’t wrong apples are for people who like surprises.
How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?
This is how apparently
Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.
The swedes r like^
Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?
Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.
Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.
The only thing with red dead and the horse colours/names of colours are some are fine and some are just such random bullshit it’s like you didn’t even try. I just find it weird how well they got everything else and instead of just googling colours they just …did shit like brindle? Which doesn’t really happenen with horses along with a few of the other weird colour…things they did
So I heard photomode hit ps4, was curious to see if the new horses did too. And I love them! I am a sucker for creams and brindle. I hope one day they come to online so Turtle can have them too. ☺️
i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po
For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.
me: I just wish I was an archaic greek goatheard and I could live alone on a mountain with only my heard of tiny goats and not have any other worries or responsibilities
my mother: but you’d inevitably find someone’s exposed baby and end up embroiled in their family drama 20 years later
Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?
you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man
you guys are making me not want to curve the body of our lung dragons when I rig the model
noodle bois would become sausage bois have to change their noodle names to shit like bratwurst and salami