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cupqueencake:

thedanliest:

venicksen:

suntosirius:

plainsstriding:

tom-nippleston:

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

@alltheshit-althetime

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

dancer is my life

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

It’s back 🤠

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officialscud:

hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound

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ubercharge:

ubercharge:

I made it so wherever I look explodes

op of this post probably wasn’t even trying to be the funniest person on earth when they made this video

king.

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captain-price-official:

tanks-a-lot:

captain-price-official:

tanks-a-lot:

why are sun bears like…that?

like what

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

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unusual-rituals:

pylertalma:

dreamingbiggest:

agoutirex:

laddermatch:

divirro:

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

POV: you’re inside a tube of YSL lipstick (Bare Burgundy)

POV: youre a valentino white bag and lipstick was spilled inside you

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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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cobaltdays:

setheverman:

thornyrosewithoutthet:

@setheverman

mood

signing up for new accounts to get free trials

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thenonbinaryspacegem:

The energy from these tweets … effervescent 😩👌🏽

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deadfawnz:

enby-positive:

mepha-stop-it-please:

dikubutto:

no-need-to-apply:

aliensmoothie-gotta-blast:

phony-time-traveler:

theabyssalmeme:

gaelic-galpal-rosalina:

transreimu:

“I am heavy weapons guy”

“and this, is what I use to protect trans women”

“trans rights are human rights. not big surprise”

“Transphobes think they can outsmart me…maybe, maybe… But I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.”

Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brotha?

I HURT TRANSPHOBES

@random-cluster–missile

“How am I gonna stop some big mean transphobe from disrespecting both dysphoric and non-dysphoric trans people? The answer…”

“…is a gun.”

IF GOD HAD WANTED TRANSPHOBES TO LIVE

HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!

It get’s better! vhen the transphobe voke up, der skeleton was missing, and da doctor vas never heard from again!

“One transmisogynistic statement, one careless promotion of bigoted fear-mongering, one transphobic joke… and kablooie!

MPPH MPHH!!

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McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

confused-robot-cat:

catchymemes:

The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978. 

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. 

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experiences that take place on a different plane of existence

sarcasticllamasarah:

bitesizedsocks:

myalternatereality:

- parents’ evening

- sleepovers

- literally the entirety of Christmas Day

- lying in bed with earphones in

- flights

- exams

- anything you do between 3-4am

- driving in the dark

-when you come out of the movie theater and it’s dark outside

this post is so frightening and i Don’t Know Why

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snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

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glumshoe:

I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.

reblogging-dragon:

Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can’t believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy

glumshoe:

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

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tinybed:

ramimaleksgirlfiend:

tinybed:

feelsemotions:

tinybed:

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

its he..

more bastardous than ever….

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youlovetoseeit:

ok boomer

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lobotomizedskull:

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