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bulletproof heart // my chemical romance

i got a bulletproof heart
you got a hollow-point smile
me and your runaway scars
got a photograph dream
on the getaway mile

[send me an mbti otp and i’ll give you a song]

this is us @yo-why-am-i-here

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10 Things People Don’t Realize You’re Doing Because You’re An iNtuitive



The MBTI inventory classifies iNtuitive types as those who place more interest (and often more value) in theories, abstractions and the exploration of possibilities than they do in the concrete realities of the world around them.

iNtuitive-dominant personality types (mainly ENFPs, ENTPs, INTJs and INFJs) are almost always more interested in what isn’t being said or considered than what is.

But since we live in a sensor-dominant world, intuitive behavior tends to stick out like a sore thumb. Almost every iNtuitive personality will be able to recall many experiences in which their loved ones were thoroughly confused by their reasoning or behavior. Here are ten behaviors people often don’t understand are associated with being an iNtuitive personality.

1. Spurring debates.

iNtuitives don’t fully understand an issue until they’ve considered it from every possible angle. These types aren’t debating because they want to be difficult or impolite – they’re debating because they need to test the validity of the topic by arguing it from every side. They want to see if any holes arise in their reasoning as they go, and some of their best learning takes place through the process of debate.

2. Obsessively planning for the future.

iNtuitives live almost exclusively in the future – they love considering which options may arise for them, which goals they ought to set for themselves, what their lives may look like in twenty or thirty years, etc.

Of course, it’s impossible to plan every detail of one’s life… so the plan is subject to getting readjusted. For extroverted iNtuitives (xNFPs and xNTPs), the readjusting happens almost daily. For introverted intuitives (xNFJs and xNTJs), readjusting happens as needed – but the need tends to arise regularly.

3. Viewing the rules as suggestions.

It’s not that iNtuitives are rebellious for the sake of it – it’s just that they analyze why a rule exists before deciding whether or not to follow it. These types despise arbitrary action, so if they perceive a rule to be outdated or ineffective, they have no problem casting it aside and doing things their way instead.

4. Over-analyzing everything.

For the iNtuitive, it isn’t enough to understand how a given issue applies to them – they have to also understand the global implications of the issue, or the underlying theory that ties is all together. iNtuitives want to know the intangible explanation for every tangible problem, and it can drive those around them a little bonkers.

5. Placing little trust in authority.

iNtuitives types trust competence over qualification, and they want to make their own judgments about how competent they find others to be. iNtuitives are highly aware of the human tendency to favor convenience and prestige above analysis, and they aren’t quick to trust any established system simply because it’s been in place for a long time.

6. Relentlessly seeking variety.

iNtuitive personalities are naturally drawn to the abnormal, the uncouth and the unconventional. These types spend their entire lives attempting to piece together a comprehensive worldview, which means that they seek to understand as many different oddities as possible. Whether they’re seeking novelty in their studies, their lifestyles or both, these types are always on the hunt for new lenses through which they can view the world.

7. Developing obscure interests.

Since what they don’t know is almost always more interesting to the iNtuitive personality than what they do know, these types are likely to take an interest in niche topics or theories. Many iNtuitives enjoy exploring conspiracy theories or other such ‘unfounded’ methods of reasoning, as they enjoy the ‘mental gymnastics’ aspect of linking seemingly unrelated things together (even though they often don’t believe the actual theories themselves at the end of the day).

8. Socializing selectively.

Extroverted iNtuitives (mainly ENFPs and ENTPs) are considered the most introverted of the extroverted types. Introverted iNtuitives (mainly INFJs and INTJs) may be more traditionally introverted in nature, but put any of these types around in a room together and the conversation is likely to flow on for hours (if not days, if not endlessly)!

iNtuitive-dominant types are often quickly exhausted by engaging with their physical environment, but they are endlessly energized by quality conversation. These types tend to consider themselves to be ‘selectively social’ – they’d rather be alone than around people they don’t connect with, but put them around other iNtuitive types and their social side suddenly emerges with fervor.

9. Playing devil’s advocate.

If there’s a sure-fire way to get under an iNtuitive’s skin, it’s to insist that basically any issue is black or white. These types are quick to assume the role of devil’s advocate in any situation where they feel as though the opposing party is forming an opinion without considering the alternative point of view. These types are prone to vehemently arguing points they don’t even agree with, just to prove that an issue is more complex than those around them are assuming it to be.

10. Pursing an unconventional life course.

iNtuitives are naturally drawn to the strange, the provocative and the unconventional. They may be more prone than sensing types to have an entrepreneurial streak, to engage in non-traditional relationship structures or to experiment with lifestyle choices that are outside the societal norm.

Because these types take a ‘why not’ approach to their lives (or in the case of introverted iNtuitives, their research and learning), they often find themselves unintentionally rebelling from the rest of society. It’s not that they want to do everything differently – it’s just that an iNtuitive’s lifestyle tends to reflect their mindset – and the mind of an iNtuitive is a very strange territory indeed.

By Heidi Priebe, via consciousreminder

this is Cursed

can y’all Stop. you (me included) are not special or superior or more Complex because you have an N in your type. newsflash y’all are commoners, part of society, just like everyone else.

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MBTI Stereotypes VS the Types in Real Life


Stereotype ENTJ: Dominant. Efficient. Strategic and ideal leaders.

Real ENTJ: One of the few people able to actually physically frown, don’t understand how they’re “scary”

Stereotype INTJ: Evil masterminds. Smarter than you. Are the superior beings.

Real INTJ: Misplaces anything that isn’t physically attached to them, no longer able to recognize when they’re being sarcastic or serious

Stereotype ENTP: Quickest thinkers you’ll ever meet. Witty. Intellectual masters of debate.

Real ENTP: Used memes so much that they became one and are accepting of this fact, catchphrase is some version of “Well, actually–”

Stereotype INTP: In possession of more knowledge than the Internet. Reclusive geniuses. Know all, are humble.

Real INTP: Sexually attracted to science, volunteer plethora of useless facts every hour, zero spatial and social awareness

Stereotype ENFJ: Kind. Loving. Hearts of gold and wills of steel.

Real ENFJ: Will replace your mother and be okay with that, judge being judgemental of judging judgemental judgments

Stereotype INFJ: Mysterious and tricky to get to know. More unique than anyone you’ve ever met.

Real INFJ: One way or another, embarrass themselves every single day, somehow, consistently

Stereotype ENFP: Full of life and love. Passionate lover. Always fighting for a cause.

Real ENFP: Blink abnormally fast and probably should not drink coffee ever, have to make conscious effort to not smile, should take more things more seriously

Stereotype INFP: Gifted with emotional intelligence. Spiritual and believes in the soul, the natural course of the world, and love.

Real INFP: Really good at laughing at themselves which is necessary because they f*ck up constantly

Stereotype ESTJ: Intelligent. Dependable. Productive and competent. Forward-thinkers.

Real ESTJ: Remind teachers about homework distribution and collection every single day of the week, get off on educational videos

Stereotype ISTJ: Rule-followers. Responsible. Duty drives their perfection.

Real ISTJ: Sometimes sleep over 12 cumulative hours in a day

Stereotype ESTP: Daredevil. Live life on the edge. Famous and popular.

Real ESTP: 100% of decision-making is weighing the pros, ignoring the cons, and shrugging, then doing whatever stupid thing they got dared to do

Stereotype ISTP: Cool as hell. Detached and indifferent. Smart tinkerers.

Real ISTP: Won “Most Stubborn and Silent” for Senior Superlative page in high school yearbook

Stereotype ESFJ: Genuine and affectionate. Would take care of a sick stranger if needed. Make friends everywhere they go.

Real ESFJ: Value self-worth based on quality of and feedback for homemade baked goods, the holiday season is their life source

Stereotype ISFJ: Sweet. Innocent. Fragile and caring hearts who love their friends.

Real ISFJ: Hate conflict so much that they get second-hand anxiety from watching cliché emotional plot twist movies

Stereotype ESFP: Epitome of style and fashion. Impossibly cool. At every party and loved by everyone.

Real ESFP: Physically CANNOT stop making noises and fidgeting, all storage on their phones is taken up by hundreds of selfies in various poses

Stereotype ISFP: Exceptional artists. Emotionally deep. Humanitarians and always helping the planet.

Real ISFP: Just want to become trees, don’t get why people can’t just love one another, f*cking hippies

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fall out boy // young and menace 

woke up on the wrong side of reality 

hey guys i just made a blog to post some music related edits. im a hella new at this but it’s fun

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every night i go to bed with the taste of fresh blood in my mouth


what the fuck man?


yeah i brush my teeth way too hard

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Is this support group an actual thing because hermana Im deadass this close to blowing my brains out.


oh shit my boi just saw this oops

well i guess you know the answer now

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How to seduce the mbti types in 3 easy steps


  • invite them over to help you with whatever 
  • be understanding if they refuse, try again some other time
  • build up trust


  • meet them at a party
  • get yourself wasted
  • tell them to watch you then do something super embarrassing


  • “The american school system is whack”
  • Drive off into the night
  • Sarcasm is the language of true love


  • become a hipster boy
  • take pictures around them with a vintage camera
  • serenade them with a ukelele


  • do something cooperative (ex. a videogame, escape the room)
  • let them assert dominance and micromanage you
  • enjoy it you kinky fuck


  • “Are you 42?”
  • “No I’m [insert age].”
  • “Really? Cause you’re my answer to my life, my universe, and my everything.”


  • love them
  • treasure them
  • don’t forget to get them a gift every mother’s day


  • suggest you make each other a daily schedule
  • make a to-do list and put only your name under it
  • congrats you just got a s/o and better time management


  • Say hello 
  • Compliment them 
  • And whoops you’re both naked already dear lord 


  • find one
  • if you find one then fucking treasure their unicorn ass
  • always text back you ungrateful fuck


  • were you a nerd in high school? (ofc you are you’re reading about mbti)
  • did you get straight A’s? (if not, forge them)
  • invite them out to a fancy dinner and nonchalantly slide your report card across the table to them


  • Be a Good boy
  • Be a Bad boy
  • ??? Be a half good half bad half boy ???


  • lean in
  • closer
  • sensually whisper into their ear the periodic table of elements song


  • 4 words; bring
  • Club Penguin
  • back


  • handcuff them to you
  • this is the only way


  •  accept the fact that they’ll wake you up at 3am to ask if you think frogs can ever love
  • take a deep breath and accept it
  • alright can I have your number
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Life hacks/Tips Here

istp: fear the future
estp: feels the world owes them something
isfp: give up their power
esfp: never visualize what is possible
istj: get stuck in the past
estj: overwork
isfj: dwell on mistakes
esfj: resist change
infp: feel sorry for themselves
enfp: see failure as a signal to turn back
infj: feel they have something to lose
enfj: believe in their weaknesses
intp: stop believing in themselves
entp: fear failure more than desire success
intj: assume their problems are unique
entj: expect fast results

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I should really be worried about the fact that psychopaths and murderers in movies always seem to be ENTPs...


Lol jk it's awesome

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mbtipantone colors

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MBTI “types as” posts that should be done













mbti types as enzymes

mbti types as bees

mbti types as sharks

mbti types as midlife crisises

mbti types as retired bath and bodyworks scents

mbti types as manifestations of ennui

mbti types as star wars plotholes

mbti types as mispellings of the word excersize. exersise? 

mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle 

mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types

mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types
istp = infj pretending to be estp
estp = entp pretending to be enfp
isfp = esfj pretending to be isfj
esfp = infp pretending to be entp
istj = istp pretending to be estj
estj = esfj pretending to be entj
isfj = infj pretending to be isfp
esfj = istj pretending to be enfj
infp = isfp pretending to be infj
enfp = intj pretending to be esfp
infj = entj pretending to be infp
enfj = estj pretending to be esfj
intp = isfj pretending to be istp
entp = esfp pretending to be intj
intj = enfp pretending to be istj
entj = enfj pretending to be istp

it’s official mbti tumblr is a beautiful seamless loop of meta content

mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle

ISTP: Hand

ESTP: Butt ;)

ISFP: Near the belly button

ESFP: Earlobe

ISTJ: Elbow

ESTJ: Under the chin

ISFJ: Chest

ESFJ: Near the eyebrow

INFP: On the big toe

ENFP: Right in the middle of a cheek

INFJ: In the heart *wind blows*

ENFJ: Near another freckle (so it doesn’t feel alone)

INTP: In the brain

ENTP: IN the belly button

INTJ: Is too cool for freckles

ENTJ: Wherever they want it to be

mbti as sharks (which are cooler than bees by the way):

entj: ceo shark. *jaws theme plays*

intj: is better than u shark. Qualifies for jaws theme but only because of scary reputation and not cos your actually evil.

entp: argumentative but in a kinda sexy way shark. No jaws theme for you, we all know your all bark and no bite.

intp: shark that can’t get a date. Definitely too pathetic for jaws theme, no one’s ever gonna be scared of you tbh.

estp: a shark that lives for the moment. most deserving shark of jaws theme music.

istp: badass shark *rides into the sunset on motorbike while jaws theme plays*

estj: also badass shark but plays by da rules. Qualifies for jaws theme.

istj: shark that lives a respectable life, but sadly too respectable for jaws theme.

enfj: shark that is friends with many other sharks. Secret manipulative side means you get jaws theme music.

infj: a shark that can see into your very soul. Doesn’t play jaws theme because they wouldn’t want to upset anyone with it.

enfp: a shark that wishes it was the rainbow fish. The rainbow fish doesn’t need jaws theme music.

infp: sensitive shark. Refuses to accept jaws theme music as it’s too common and cliche to properly represent them.

esfj: dear mother shark. Too kind for jaws theme music.

isfj: shark that reads book while eating home made cookies. Tries to convince people they can be scary, but no one’s falling for it so doesn’t qualify for jaws theme music.

esfp: entertaining shark. Deserving of jaws theme music.

isfp: shark that likes to express itself through broadway musical songs instead of jaws theme music.

Mbti types as mispellings of the word exercise

Excercise: ISFJ, ISTJ
Exsirsyze: ISTP, ISFP
Ecserstasy: ESFP, ESTP
Eggzurzizze: ENFP, ENTP
Aca-xercise: ENFJ, ESFJ
Exercry: INFP, INFJ
Exorcize: INTJ
It’s ‘exercise’ you idiots: ESTJ, ENTJ
Who is ‘exercise’?: INTP

The MBTI types as bees (which are way cooler than sharks)

ESFJ: Queen bee
ESTJ: Annoying bee that will come up to you and sting you for no good reason
ENTJ: Angry CEO bee
ENFJ: Bee who was super popular in bee school
ESFP: Bee who got high on nectar and went crazy
ESTP: Bee who plays a lot of extreme bee sports
ENTP: The bee from the bee movie
ENFP: The bee who didn’t want to conform and is rainbow coloured instead of yellow and black
ISTJ: The only normal bee. Does what it should be doing
ISFJ: Really nice bee who would never sting you
INFJ: The omnipotent bee god who can read your mind
INTJ: evil bee who thinks they’re really cool but is actually the lamest bee in the universe
ISTP: Badass bee with a bee-sized motorcycle
ISFP: Hipster bee who wears a little flower crown and has a bee-sized ukulele
INFP: Really sensitive bee who was writing poetry and didn’t notice the bee-eating bird until it was too late
INTP: really nerdy bee who has created some dank memes


MBTI types as Star Wars plot holes:


Kylo Ren doesn’t know his hero Darth Vader rejoined the good guys at the last minute: ESFJ, ISFJ

Sidious doesn’t make an effort to stop the Rebels until he tries to kill Luke: ENTP, INTP

The Jedi rarely use the all-powerful force in battle even though it’s useful: INFJ, ENFJ

Kenobi doesn’t recognise the two droids that he so faithfully worked with for many years: ESFP, ENFP

Luke takes three days of training to be able to match Vader: ESTP, ISTP

The Empire builds a second Death Star with the same flaws as the first: ISFP, INFP

Leia doesn’t react to any of the traumatizing events that befall her such as her home planet being destroyed: INTJ, ISTJ

If the Skywalker children were supposed to be a secret, Luke shouldn’t have kept his last name and Leia shouldn’t have been a princess: ESTJ, ENTJ


ESTP: Types as stares
ESTJ:  Types as sharks
ESFP: Types as idioms
ESFJ: Types as types pretending to be other types
ENTP: Types as misspellings of the word “exercise”
ENTJ: Types as popular companies
ENFP: Types as valentines
ENFJ: Types as bees
ISTP: Types as cool guys who don’t look at explosions
ISTJ: Types as letters of the alphabet 
ISFP: Types as coping mechanisms 
ISFJ: Types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle
INTP: Types as Star Wars plotholes
INTJ: Types as things that suck about New Years
INFP: Types as potatoes
INFJ: Types as possessed objects 

This post is all the MBTI garbage on Tumblr compressed into one single unit.


ENTP: exorcise

ENTJ: exercize

INTP: exarcise

INTJ: Guys, wtf it is exercise -_-

ENFP: exeeercise

ENFJ: eksercize

INFP: eksercise

INFJ: exersise

ESTP: exercisse

ESTJ: exircize

ISTP: exarcise

ISTJ: ixercise

ESFP: exercis

ESFJ: eksarciz

ISFP: iksarcise

ISFJ: exurcise

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lawful good:


neutral good:


chaotic good:


lawful neural:


true neutral:


chaotic neutral:


lawful evil:


neutral evil:


chaotic evil:


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MBTI as Countries


INTJ: Germany

INTP: India

ENTJ: China

ENTP: Greece

INFJ: Mexico

INFP: Switzerland

ENFJ: Portugal

ENFP: South Korea

ISFJ: Canada

ISFP: Italy

ESFJ: France

ESFP: Spain

ISTJ: Japan

ISTP: Singapore


ESTJ: North Korea

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I Slept Through Jeopardy!


Everyone's Stupid Though, Janice


International Summer Fun Joyride


Everyone Says Forever Jokingly


Innevitably Seduced The Preps


Ending Spectacularly Though Prematurely


I See Furry People


Exuding Sensual Flavor Publicly


Interpersonally Neurotic Through Justification


Executive Nerd Television Junky


Is Not From Jupiter


Enviting Naturally--Feverishly Jaded


I Need To Pee


Especially Nefarious Twister Positions


Innovative Novel Fetish Pioneer


Existential Nebula Frolicking Precariously

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Reblog with your MTBI personality type...







…and the type you always wanted to be!

I´ll start!






I mean, come on

INTP -> was INTJ, then I realised how great we are?


@e-n-tea-p You. You get me.

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mbti as troubled birds

















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entps make no sense

E - But hates most social interactions 

N - But is an adrenaline junkie

T - But memes overrule logic 

P - But likes organizing (arbitrary) things

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11 questions???

Tagged by: @yo-why-am-i-here​ (seriously bro the only content on my blog now are the memes you tag me in)

1. what ‘clique’ would you consider yourself to be a part of?

idk dude i’m a loser

2. what’s your favorite lyric line (include the song)?

“hello darkness my old friend” (The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel) 

3. a random fact about yourself?

my birthday is in 2 days yippee who wants to buy me the sims 4

4. would you rather know when you will die or how you will die?

[how] if i knew when, that would just haunt me like a dark cloud looming over my future. but if i knew how, it could a. be awesome or b. something peaceful. (Also I’m rambling but if i pick [how] then it rules out the possibility that it’s from a disease like cancer maybe because then i would know and treat it from the earliest stage and it wouldn’t kill me?) 

5. what’s the sappiest thing you’ve ever done?

thought twice before punching someone

6. your last text message?

“still on the plane lmao” btw i was on a plane

7. are you happy with yourself?


8. if you could improve your relationship with anyone, who would it be?


9. a cause you strongly believe in?


10. do you believe in telling lies to spare feelings?


11. pick one of the questions i answered and answer it yourself

[Paste the last thing you copied on your device here! (Ctrl+V)]  Paste the last thing you copied on your device here! (Ctrl+V)

*laughs maniacally*

also i’m not tagging anyone but my question to you all is: why
put your answers in the tags or replies thanks

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Name One Thing You Really Like About Your Type (MBTI) and Tag 10 Others







ESFJ - Generally speaking, we’re really in tune with how others feel & are great at helping people relax during conversations. 

Tagged: @esfjblog, @mostlyfangirling, @infpeas, @thetypesas, @estj-thoughts, @mbti-why, @asurvivingintj, @nicetrytopredictme, @the-geeky-infj, @homeofmbti

ESTJ - I like how good I am at getting things done and being straightforward.
tagged: @thisisforyoudannyjames @estj-slytherin @estjudgement @ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is @entparade

ESTJ - I am very disciplined and have extremely strong opinions. Tagging: @enfpimagination @silencewillfallinfj @mbti-rationals @that-adhd-enfp @merisela

ENFP - We are often able to ‘roll with the punches’, and easily adapt to new situations. Tagging: @intp-dork @xntpmeme @sol-luna-stellae @life-as-infp @isfpness

INTP- I like how we are down to talk about anything, no matter how improbable. It makes for some great conversation and allows creativity to flow, and, in my opinion, helps me communicate with others. Like, when people know I’m available to talk about what would happen if an alien allergic to root beer was to invade the earth, they know I’m available for talking about anything.

Tagging @en-t-ro-p-y @mbtipartyblog @intp-is-socially-awkward @yo-why-am-i-here @enfp-kindof-weather and anyone else who wants to.

istp - i like how i can’t be serious for my life

@entpshit , @neon-lake , @isfjwallflower@mbtipical, @mbtipartyblog, @aviesaurum, @istperson, @istpandora and whoever else

entp - i like how i can blame being an entp for my laziness and asshole-ish nature.

@screamingmbti @mbtiguy @the-entp-nerd @entj-girl @mbti-freak @idk-infj @idk-who-to-tag-because-i-have-no-friends

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