falconlord5

The tumblr blog of falconlord5. Not purely a history blog, despite the title. I also post about vampires, various fandoms, and other assorted nonsense. If you enjoy my ramblings, be sure to check out my novels: Robots and Vampires: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NDLMDT4 http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VTWMR7W http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MRSBC7I

The Leader of the Pack: A Speculative Analysis of Poe Dameron

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The Leader of the Pack: A Speculative Analysis of Poe Dameron

Greetings peoples! I’m sorry I haven’t had any fresh content for you for the last couple I’ve weeks; I’ve been battling a cold.

But I’m (mostly) over it now and back in action! Today I want to talk about one of my favourite characters and definitely one of yours:

Poe Dameron!

Join me under the cut!

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Godzilla, I Choose You!

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Godzilla, I Choose You!

Hi folks! I just watched Godzilla: King of the Monsters on Friday and oh man, it was so good!

Today, rather than doing an analysis of the film, I want do something different. I want to talk about our favourite Kaiju as Pokémon!

Let’s start.

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How To Destroy A Villain In Two Movies: A Speculative Analysis Of Kylo Ren

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How To Destroy A Villain In Two Movies: A Speculative Analysis Of Kylo Ren

Greetings my fellow Star Wars junkies! I’ve been busy detoxing with the more wholesome fare of Detective Pikachu and Godzilla: King of the Monsters, but it’s now time to wander back into cinematic equivalent of heroin.

This week we’re looking at a guy who’s gone from interesting mid-level villain to less-than-credible galactic-level threat to useless appendage.

Yes, we’re talking about Kylo Ren!…

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

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I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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Godzilla, I Choose You!

falconlord5:

Godzilla, I Choose You!

Hi folks! I just watched Godzilla: King of the Monsters on Friday and oh man, it was so good!

Today, rather than doing an analysis of the film, I want do something different. I want to talk about our favourite Kaiju as Pokémon!

Let’s start.

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Detective Pikachu, I Choose You!

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Detective Pikachu, I Choose You!

So guess what I saw last Friday?

The world’s first live-action Pokémon has been out for three days and has proven to be a success with audiences, rolling towards a fifty-five million dollar opening. Which is pretty good, seeing as Soulless Cash Grab: Endgame is still out there raking in millions.

But what is it about Detective Pikachuthat makes it so good? That allows it to resonate with…

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Detective Pikachu, I Choose You!

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Detective Pikachu, I Choose You!

So guess what I saw last Friday?

The world’s first live-action Pokémon has been out for three days and has proven to be a success with audiences, rolling towards a fifty-five million dollar opening. Which is pretty good, seeing as Soulless Cash Grab: Endgame is still out there raking in millions.

But what is it about Detective Pikachuthat makes it so good? That allows it to resonate with…

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Disney+ has Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros.

Fuck you Disney. Fuck you for making me want to spend money.

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This is what Americas are actually like when they visit my country.

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Disney, if you make me spend actual money on your damned streaming service, there’s going to be hell to pay is all I’m saying.

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How To Destroy A Villain In Two Movies: A Speculative Analysis Of Kylo Ren

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How To Destroy A Villain In Two Movies: A Speculative Analysis Of Kylo Ren

Greetings my fellow Star Wars junkies! I’ve been busy detoxing with the more wholesome fare of Detective Pikachu and Godzilla: King of the Monsters, but it’s now time to wander back into cinematic equivalent of heroin.

This week we’re looking at a guy who’s gone from interesting mid-level villain to less-than-credible galactic-level threat to useless appendage.

Yes, we’re talking about Kylo Ren!…

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