tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE and you will not believe it that they never used on actual productions, only rehearsals because people got creeped out and didn’t want to use it, UNTIL DAVID TENNANT IN 2008
THAT MAD MAN ACTUALLY PERFORMED WITH THE REAL SKULL!
They had to stop using cause once the audience found out that was Tchaikovsky’s fucking bones(!) they got creeped out too and didn’t want it there, BUT DAVID JUST WENT “YEAH, LET ME HOLD THIS PIANIST’S FUCKING SKULL, WHO CARES”
Tchaikovsky DONATED IT FOR THAT PURPOSE. why did this creep anyone out? and why did they cave to the audience’s weird hangups?
some people are cowards
Use the skull cowards
you're gonna know exactly who sent this, but do something with cdr, "tender like a ham," and bucky's thighs
too thicc to be tender, but still ham.
Bucky’s in the middle of a set of squats when you flounce into the gym.
“Today’s my cardio day, you wanna ru–” you freeze abruptly when he grunts with some effort to re-rack the weights.
“What?” He grumbles, wiping his brow with a towel.
“Holy– your thighs are looking juicy today.”
“I’m not a fucking chicken– stop-” he shields himself with his two hands, tugging down the hem of his shorts until they cover both knees, “Don’t say juicy, Christ.”
You continue to ogle, “Pffft– chickens aren’t thick enough. Those bad boys are… hams. They’re big ass fuckin’ HAMS. GODDAMN.”
Bucky leaves his set unfinished.
I HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM BREATHING BC THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY JSJBDJABZUAJA BUCKY GOT THEM JUICEY THIGHS
Hams of Betrayal
Steve Rogers x Reader, Bucky Barnes x Reader.
Author’s Note: Listening to a lot of Sam Smith. After this going back to hiatus.
Beautiful fic. The emotions in this are so real. There are a lot of post Endgame fics out there about Steve leaving the reader, but I can never stop reading them. Each one tells a different story. I love every bit of this one!
Thank you so much
today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures
finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe (JMCOLCCCU)
Imagine having this career
it all checks out
bruce wayne answering “yes” completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he’s batman is a mood
In Gotham Adventures #35, Bruce is made part of a jury for the court case of a man that was apprehended by Batman.
And he just fuckin. He Does That
What seems to keep his cover isn’t secrecy (though there’s plenty of it), but instead just how absolutely outrageous the idea is. Bruce Wayne?? Batman??? Puh-lease. I mean, have you seen the guy? Sure he’s a nice guy, but he’s far too busy having people run WE for him and going on pleasure cruises to be Batman. I mean, really.
(Good thing nobody notices the cool symbolic silhouette deal he’s got going on there.)
It’s likely become something akin to the ‘Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer’ joke, (check out this post) and Bruce often just feeds it, making it even easier to get away with. It’s fucking hilarious.
Those people are gonna feel silly since anyone with eyes could see that the butts match…. I mean, the facts don’t lie
do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century
me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless
me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong
A soulmate fic where you’ve got “Help! Save me!” on your wrist. So you do the martial arts classes, and ROTC, and get a concealed carry permit, you are READY, you are SO up for this… and then one day you’re at a friend’s house, and someone comes pounding down the stairs laughing and ducks behind you and goes “Help! Save me!” and that’s how you find out your soulmate was escaping a tickle fight.