choicenators @ trr 2.0: madness, riots all over social media
choicenators @ whitewashing, racism/misogyny, double standards, valid criticims from people of color/lgbt:
The year is 2025. Every new story uses the open heart faces. No books are given sequels because “they’re not profitable.” Once a month they tell us that the third It Lives book will be out soon but we’re beginning to lose hope. TRR series has been rewritten for the 5th time. Now Liam sleeps with you in New York for free but then he never talks to you again unless it’s to gaslight you in public. Drake is the nicest man alive and loves the royal lifestyle. Leona is there for some reason. You get 10 corgis and all of Penelope’s poodles for free but you have to go to the walker ranch to see them. You can kiss Leo in an attempt to make Liam pay attention to you but it doesn’t work. Hanna has a twin sister who’s not a LI and has no purpose in the plot. Olivia is still not a LI. Penelope and kiara are not LIs. Bearded Maxwell is a LI. Female Bertrand is a LI. Regular Bertrand is a LI. Constantine is a LI. Liam kidnaps bartie to be his heir. No one believes us when we say that Liam used to be a good man.
Sorry for this XD, but 1, 4, 9, 11, 26 and 27 for the salty ask? If it's not too much, of course