okay i cannot get this idea out of my mind but im not like in a position to write it but basically like:
bucky and steve know that tony has a rough day at SI and they talk it over and go to the office and Tony’s like pleasantly surprised to see them cuz like “i just said bye to you an hour ago” and they share a look and then Bucky starts, “we know today’s a stressful day for you…” and he trails off and Steve picks up and is like “so we thought we’d try and help”
and then before tony can ask how they mean to help they both sink to their knees and bow their heads and then tony’s vibrating but he has to make sure they mean what he thinks they mean so he cautiously says “steve?”
and then steve lifts his head and his eyes are lidded and he says “yes Sir?” and all of tony’s blood rushes to his cock
[Tony is unaware that both Steve and Bucky are interested in him]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Steve: [drunkingly slurred] Hey, Tones, it’s Capsicle. Guess what? I’m open.
[CALL WAITING BEEPING]
Tony: Hey, Capsicle, hang on. I’m getting another call. Hello?
Bucky: Hey, doll, it’s Bucky Bear. Need a little honey? [growls]
@frisbs is out here doing the damn thing, calling my hand. U KNOW
Hair? Full drama
Practical prosthetic metal arm? Full display
Outfit? Wide as hell through the chest and shoulders, strappy wasp waist below. This. Uniform. Is. Horny.
This photo has everything.
My sexuality is that photo of Seb in full CATWS bondage leathers examining the Iron Man helmet like Horatio’s skull. The one where his hair is sweaty and clinging to his architectural jawline in profile. That one.
You forgot Tony’s helmet💕