sobforsirius:

feel im always performing… but to whom??? an imaginary audience??? get it to together this isnt fleabag 

deepnest:

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

hellishwoods:

G a y. R a t. W e d d i n g!

gracewileysmith:

we went as the gay rat wedding

highkoos:

Mannnnnnnnnn……….. no one has ever shot their shot like this before….

we went as the gay rat wedding

europagay:

going back to an old hyperfixation like

powygon-uwu:

WHAT

chaoticwhiteboys:

Thanks, Karen.

killcommander:

thought this would be useful information for the people of tumblr dot com

sadlesbeandisaster:

Sorry everyone these are the actual meanings :/

faceheightknifefight:

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

pr0jection:

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

dickinsonsgirlfriend:

it IS a phase, mom

catullan:

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

Diva cups are just vampire shot glasses. No, I will not be accepting feedback.

isn’t Straight Pride when cargo shorts go on sale at the Gap

thegirlwhowatchedeverything:

RT but I’m a millennial

gracewileysmith: