What is Mortons?
vetinari: this is my awful son and if i don’t let him take over another major branch of government every year to keep him busy he’s going to start doing crimes again
vimes, exasperated: couldn’t you just give him a fucking rubix cube
OKAY BUT LISTEN
This just made me realize that Moist is the most suitable successor to Vetinari and I just…
Out of all the people who wouldn’t absolutely refuse to take the job he’s probably the only person in all of Ankh Morpork that could be trusted with it O.O
Well, this is going to keep me up at night
You can’t escape the headcanons O.O