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ig: @kydology | kyle, 21, bi, canadian | wholesome, silly, and self-loving content only 💙 | tell ur pets i say hi

the-mann-people:

fuckery-intensifies:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

mirthandir:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

BIG BOY

Huge motherfucker

In awe at the size of this lad

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squidyword:

poorlytimed:

squidyword:

not to start a discourse but if today is your birthday then happy birthday……………

um some of us already had birthdays? but way to be an exclusionist lol go off

this is what I was trying to avoid..,, im sorry .,,

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egg-in-the-basket:

me: I should shower! it will energize me
me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p

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bigfootfinder:

bigfootfinder:

you ever think about how good the tamagotchi designs were.

this guy knows he’s perfect.

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betterthankanyebitch:

“how long you gonna be petty for?”

me:

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certan:

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

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petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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invaderxan:

zipsuptsides:

gnotknormal:

theconcealedweapon:

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Oh wow. That’s…

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

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furbearingbrick:

DEPLOY THE BOY

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lezcorp:

lethal-cuddles:

eeveelutionsforequality:

bluezey:

venusisfortransbians:

hipsterwitchvibes:

1f12:

holy shit

I.C.O.N.I.C

Y'all mind if I

You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women

Lisa is canonically bisexual!

And polyamorous, apparently

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thechronicleofshe:

centelle:

OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE

when a cat likes you, its like being elected president.

when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excalibur, born of blood and magic

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sirigglesworth:

OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

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quinepeather:

marandart:

This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍

Wow such positive vibes eminating through my screen rn

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thebootydiaries:

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

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