GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
You can only reblog this 12 times a year
Make the most of that
Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.
I’m scheduling this for every month
IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH
THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF
*slams reblog button*
Fuck yeah I get to reblog this
I rewatched the first avengers movie recently, and I believe Natasha hurt Loki more than any other avenger.
Cause like, Cap used his shield to throw Loki’s magic back at him. Tony shot him with his iron man suit, Clint shot him with an exploding arrow, Thor literally picked Loki up, over his head, and smashed him on the ground, and of course Hulk smashed him repeatedly, but what did Natasha do?
“Banner? That’s your play?” And then “thank you for your cooperation.”
Cause like, Loki is not a fighter. Never really was. He uses magic and strategy, but in a throw down fist fight nah. He could probably beat Natasha and clint, but only because he’s very hard to kill. They’ll definitely kick his ass more than he kicks theirs.
But he was sitting in a cage he wanted to be in. Laughing at these so called avengers. And this human woman. Who fancies herself a cold blooded killer, but looks more like a little girl in love. Trying her best to redeem herself from all her past killings. And the best thing is, she was the one who brought his weapon. What an idiot. Wait, she was lying? She played him. That probably hurt worse than any ass kicking he’s ever got.
The only thing that probably came close was when coulsan tricked him onto walking up to a bazooka, because coulsan was too weak to aim.
I like your reasoning, but you’re mistaken on one ancillary point: that Loki’s not a fighter.
Loki can definitely kick ass.
People tend to forget this, but in addition to being a sorcerer, trickster, genius, and god, Loki is a badass.
We’ve seen him hold his own against Thor in extended 1:1 fights at least twice.
He took out a squad of well-armed dark elves with just his knives…
(…just in time to save Thor’s ass.)
When he fought Captain America 1:1, he was toying with Cap, waiting for the rest of them to come and “capture” him.
Up against a normal human, no matter how well-trained and skilled, Loki has the sheer physical strength to kill with one blow.
Loki is a 1,000-year-old prince from a realm of warriors. He would have trained nearly every day with the best fighters on his realm. We have seen him expertly handle many types of weapons, including throwing knives, fighting daggers, staffs, various guns, and even just his fists, in addition to his magic.
So, just because Loki prefers to use his magic doesn’t mean he’s not a strong fighter.
Still, none of that negates your main point: that Black Widow probably hurt him more with words than any of the others did with physical blows.
That, I’d say, is probably absolutely correct. Because Loki doesn’t pride himself on his fighting skills. Natasha hit him where it might actually hurt.
Our fighter <3 I just agree and don’t feel to add anything - oh, ok, maybe one little thing: that I like to think that that was Thor who taught Loki how to fight :)
- ghost detection
- no one here knows you but they all hate you
- go pet that large predatory animal
- hit person with cardboard tube
- Slap someone with overly long sleeves
Go upstairs on all fours
Make weird noise to break awkward silence
This hit me too hard
Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management
Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:
I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor