- ur walking down by a river on a pleasantly warm spring night, getting bitten by mosquitos and feeling that feeling of weird, happy, free rage u get straight after a breakup, but u got no idea what to do with it.
- it’s a cold sunday afternoon and ur feeling a little disappointed with life, sitting in a café and thinking about moving cities, moving away from everything and everyone u know and just starting ur life over.
- ur on the bus home from a random party in a remote suburb. ur feeling kinda hungover and messy but u realise ur finally over all the shit life’s put u through recently. ur reborn and ready to move forward :)
ENFJ: Animatronic flowers
ENFP: The Jungle Book (movie)
ENTJ: Ice cream trucks
ENTP: An obscure TV show about a cow who likes to read
ESFP: Face tattoos
ESTJ: “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
ESTP: The beach
INFJ: Toy Story
INFP: The phrase “I love you”
INTJ: The names “Stacie” and “Thea” (they were my OCD therapists who forced me to face my triggers)
INTP: Home Alone
ISFJ: Being hugged
ISFP: The electronic toys my kindergarten supply teacher brought in
ISTJ: Whistling of any type
ISTP: A talking Bob The Builder vehicle toy that some kid I didn’t know used in the sandbox at the local park (F*CK YOU, KID)
ENFJ: iakatu tajnky ou arigpato
ENFP: is meat vegan
ENTJ: el dorado location
ENTP: how many calories in a human
ESFP: chair that shoots into the air
ESTJ: injection secretarial or sorry
ESTP: blood burger
INFJ: is milk with ice good
INFP: calories burnt crying
INTJ: if you took skin off a human would it rot in open air the way fruit does
ISFJ: suicide quiz
ISFP: my cat is my wife
ISTJ: what does one call that terrible dancing fish atrocity
ISTP: heian sandan is pathetic
I’m not a dog!!!
BEEP BOOP BOP I am a robot sent from the future to destroy you!
That's pretty zesty.
I pray to the Great Evolution that you pass your test.
That's not perverted enough.
I want to get a tattoo of my face…on my face.
I eat cats every night.
IT’S TIME TO POP IT AND DROP IT!!!! *Roars crazily while dropping a water balloon*
It’s kind of like having a second belly button.
One time I smoked a breadstick.
I will stalk you home, and watch you while you sleep… and when you leave for school in the morning, I’ll be on your porch, chilling with a dead cat.
I love making bombs at home.
You can rape yourself if your hand loses control.
That's pretty ~sAUDy~~
Girls can't rape boys. It just doesn't happen.
I'm going to smoke this piece of paper.
ESFJ - Family gatherings
ESTJ - Wearing that killer outfit at the party
ISFJ - Baking for all the family
ISTJ - Buying giftcards
ESFP - Rocking the karaoke with Christmas songs
ESTP - Getting drunk with friends
ISFP - Watching Christmas movies
ISTP - Making a gingerbread house
ENFJ - Finding the best gifts for everyone
ENFP - Giving original gifts no one truly likes but that come from the heart
INFJ - Reminding people that the true meaning of Christmas is love
INFP - Kissing under the mistletoe
ENTJ - Office parties
ENTP - Wearing the ugliest Christmas sweater
INTJ - Starring at the lighted up Christmas tree in the dark
INTP - Reading by the window while it’s snowing outside
ESFJ - Maple chocolate
ESTJ - Hazelnut praline
ISFJ - Milk chocolate
ISTJ - Almond chocolate
ESFP - M&M’s
ESTP - Chocolate-covered insects
ISFP - Dulche de leche chocolate
ISTP - Whiskey chocolate
ENFJ - Candy cane chocolate
INFJ - Cookies and cream chocolate
ENTJ - 90% cocoa dark chocolate
INTJ - Mint dark chocolate
ENFP - Chocolate sparkles
INFP - White chocolate
ENTP - Salted caramel chocolate
INTP - Coffee chocolate
Companion to this post
ISTJ: Ceiling fans
ISFJ: That section of the grocery store
ISFP: Iced tea
INFJ: Ice cream
INFP: Hand fans
ESTJ: Air conditioning
ENTJ: Cold showers
ENFJ: Ice water
INFJ: Palm reading
INTP: Time travel
INTJ: RC boats
ISFJ: Crowd watching
ISTP: Bird watching
ENFP: Tree shaping
ESFJ: Soap making
ESFP: Cheese tasting
ESTP: Sword collecting