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This blog will be going on hiatus, possibly until the second week of December. I’ll still be lurking from time to time, but as of right now, I’ve just got so much going on and I don’t think I can give this blog the attention it deserves.

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Crowley, on a daily basis, at any minor inconvenience:

Tragic that someone this sexy has to go through this much.

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crash-the-mode:

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Crowley-as-Aziraphale before his execution: Oh no. Fire is my only weakness.

Gabriel: Yeah, fire is everyone’s weakness.

Gabriel: It’s fucking fire.

Crowley as Zira: *survives*

Gabe: da faq……

I can assure you Gabe certainly wasn’t expecting that turn of events

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Crowley-as-Aziraphale before his execution:

Oh no. Fire is my only weakness.

Gabriel:

Yeah, fire is everyone's weakness.

Gabriel:

It's fucking fire.

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Crowley:

I...

Crowley:

...sad.

Beelzebub:

Is that your official statement? "I sad"?

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Gabriel:

Don't be a bitter bitch, be a better bitch.

Aziraphale:

Haha, that's where you're mistaken. I can multitask and will excel at both.

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[Soho, 1967]

Crowley:

God released me into the wild and now She's hunting me for sport.

Shadwell:

I just asked how you were.

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I don’t normally chase after boys but if he’s over 6ft and has good hair then a bitch might just powerwalk.
—— Aziraphale, probably
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Anathema:

How are things?

Crowley, staring into a cup of tea:

Please don't make me think about my life.

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Crowley, showing up to save Aziraphale:

You need my help.

Aziraphale:

I wouldn't phrase it exactly like that.

Crowley:

Well, if you want my help, you better phrase it exactly like that.

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Question:

I mean... As much as I love Ineffable Husbands and bureaucracy I just... .........Gabriel X Aziraphale...?

Answer:

I don’t personally ship it, but that’s certainly an interesting concept!

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[sometime in the early 19th century]

Crowley:

I was tired yesterday, so I just slept for the entire day. And now I’m still tired.

Aziraphale:

Dear, that’s not healthy. You should start doing cocaine.

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Mr. Dowling:

Why are you two here?

Brother Francis:

I'm here to help.

Nanny Ashtoreth:

And I'm here to make things worse.

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Shadwell:

I've been living a lie.

Aziraphale:

Just one? I'm living at least twenty.

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Crowley:

"Person of interest" is almost too flattering.

Crowley:

Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, "A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest," I'd be like, "Moi? Oh, do go on."

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Shadwell, to Crowley and Aziraphale:

You two don't do anything halfway, do you?

Crowley:

Nope! We're two halves of a whole idiot!

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Question:

Hey, would you mind promoting my new Good Omens group chat? It's called GO fic ideas/ swaps+advice. Oof long name. Just thought a lot of people in the fandom would love it. Thanks!

Answer:

Of course! Sounds like a fun group chat! There’s no way to search for group chats or link to them, so people are probably just going to have to message you and ask you to add them, but hopefully this works out because it seems like a neat idea.

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Anathema:

I know you're making jokes about how attractive you are to hide your sadness.

Crowley, sobbing:

It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack!

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[AU where we got to see Tutor!Aziraphale and Tutor!Crowley in the show]

Tutor!Aziraphale:

Knowledge is power, but sometimes, Warlock, power corrupts.

Warlock:

*writes this down*

Tutor!Crowley:

Moral of the story: study hard, be evil.

Warlock:

...

Warlock:

*writes this down as well*

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Gabriel:

Do you believe in true love?

Beelzebub:

I believe you're a true pain in my ass.

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