jackthebard

Ok which of my piece of shit brain cells authorized these emotions

viper-official:

What in the actual fuck

kaijuno:

The signs as whatever the hell this is

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kingnamjoonssi:

minevera188:

ambiguousdog:

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

Hell ya

Yes please

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rainbowbarnacle:

variablejabberwocky:

applecherry108:

jazzy-reed-is-awesome:

applecherry108:

shit let’s be santa

never too early for the kringlefucker

did…did you have this queued for an entire year?

merry christmas 1st

MERRY CHRISTMAS 1ST

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aflatwhite:

this is the bi-weekly pay pug of good luck!
she promises quick shifts, kind customers, and fat tips - but only if you respond, “thanks pug!”

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Quill:

Time to stand in front of the hell portal and hear your mom and dad call out to you.

Me:

Don't threaten me with a good time

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Beede, Bay-day, whatever the fuck his name is:

You no longer have to worry about catching up with me, after all.

Me:

When it comes down to it, all I need to catch up with is how many felonies you've committed.

Quill:

And why would you want to?

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inwantofasks:

Send me what my Thing™️ on Tumblr is. What am I known for?

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doctorbluesmanreturns:

gierosajie:

day-dreaming-of-nightmares:

gar-dev-oir:

fuckyahumor:

fuckyahumor:

fruitloopghost:

hawkeye-aw-coffee-no:

lusec:

anothermarkiplierfan:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

aroace-shitposter:

snaufey:

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

oh nooooooo

last time i reblogged this it wasnt balanced I’m glad it’s ok now!!!

love that for us!

Oh shit-

WhOA-

BALANCED

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i-am-committing-tax-fraud:

how

bad-puns-n-finger-guns:

Since the original post was probably fake

Everyone who reblogs will receive a pokemon based off of their blog in their asks!

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the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

mayormccheese:

goluxexmachina:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

that’s a lot of dollars

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

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happy slammiversary

mudcrab-merchant:

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teaboot:

Three bears went through my trash

official-lucifers-child:

thank you

wheeloffortunefortunes:

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

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jankybones:

fini-mun:

theamazingsallyhogan:

iconuk01:

jeeperso:

crinosg:

dbphantom:

donutdrawsthings:

Tumblr blogs are being mass hacked

I don’t see anyone talking about this yet so I’ll start!

I already have 3 blogs on my dash who’s account is being used to spam my feed with “adult game advertisements

DON’T CLICK THE LINK UNDERNEATH IT, OBVIOUSLY

This is what it looks like:

screenshot of dashboard with two sexual advertisements posted through someone's blog


I spoke with the artist and she said she can’t get on her account again

Stay safe out there bros!

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but I’ve seen it happen to people I’m following as well (At least 2 of them). I sent them both messages, but no response- makes sense since op said their friend couldn’t get back into their account. Be careful friends

Yeah I know people this has happened to as well.

first I’ve heard it, but signal boost all the same

Yeah, I’ve seen one like that this morning from an artist I follow.

I’ve seen a few of these. Sad. Like watching zombies and knowing they were once people.

Reported one of these yesterday. Keep an eye out and stay safe, folks.

Yeah I’ve seen these too, and reported a few of them. Weirdly enough, they were being posted on my dash by people I didn’t before follow, and have no idea how my blog followed them lol.

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polkip:

lady-fairy-moth:

mercury-kid:

kezia-kawaii:

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

I need to survive the rent hike come on.

Aaaah, why the fuck not, let’s give it a go.

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polkip:

lady-fairy-moth:

mercury-kid:

kezia-kawaii:

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

I need to survive the rent hike come on.

Aaaah, why the fuck not, let’s give it a go.

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mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

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winneganfake:

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

baconis42:

oh what a life

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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You’re stuck in a video game world for 1 year.

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

  • If you die in the game, you die in real life.
  • If the game has a protagonist, you are not him/her and do not have his/her abilities. You are yourself, just living in that world.
  • EDIT: Depending on the game, however, you can have that character’s abilities if the universe allows for people other than The Chosen One to get them. For example: Pokemon yes, Keyblades no.
  • After the year is up (and assuming you are still alive), you can bring back anything you get in that world (money, magic objects, etc.)

What game do you pick and why?

Pokemon seems like the best choice. I get to be a trainer, even if I never become champion, and am able to experience a world where a symbiotic relationship actually manages to exist with humans

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lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

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