jehovahhthickness

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purple-apricots:

I’m just really not understanding why the death of someone I never cared about is affecting me so much

purple-apricots:

There’s definitely something more for me than just his death with this Kobe situation. I’ve literally never been this sad over someone’s death and I know almost nothing about him.

Literally just constantly present but in the background.

Never followed his career. Never followed his personal life. So why am I so sad.

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I love how Capricorn women always have resting bitch face

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thatprettymvthafvcka:

points were made

tarynel:

rohie:

so well said and basically encapsulates all my feelings toward this coon. no wonder him and asap get along so well

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I take pride in being a good friend.

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queenneb:

jehovahhthickness:

When you’re not getting any dick so you gotta live vicariously through other people 🤷🏿‍♀️Get you a lit ass friend like me 💅🏿

Why are none of my friends like this????

I’m honestly the greatest fucking friend ever. You probably will never have a friend like me lmaooo

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jay-atkins:

Hey hey hey, mind ya business 😩

jehovahhthickness:

Shout out to everyone who swears up and down that they don’t want a relationship but they actually do on the low but they’re just scared.

What’s the fun in that????

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jehovahhthickness:

When you’re not getting any dick so you gotta live vicariously through other people 🤷🏿‍♀️Get you a lit ass friend like me 💅🏿

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jehovahhthickness:

‪If you’re gonna ghost me, pls continue to stay a ghost. ‬

Like you already hurt my feelings once, can you not do it again and just leave me alone? ‬

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chaneajoyyy:

Oh so you just gonna be loud and right??!!!😭

jehovahhthickness:

rob-walks:

why the hell you so loud??

jehovahhthickness:

Shout out to everyone who swears up and down that they don’t want a relationship but they actually do on the low but they’re just scared.

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bigoperawinnerspy:

On God, why are there so many cats here

jehovahhthickness:

I think Florida needs to donate some of its feral cats to New York cuz y’all got way too many rats over there.

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bigoperawinnerspy:

It’s like you’re speaking from my soul

jehovahhthickness:

I’ll never leave Florida 🥺

This state is trash but it’s home.

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bryannagraham:

😭😭😭😭😭 at their first birthday party like “gender reveal” 😭😭😭😭

jehovahhthickness:

People who announce their pregnancies during the first trimester are brave.

I ain’t announcing shit until my kid is at least one year old 🤣

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11-11-1992:

jehovahhthickness:

Why tho!?

I am him, he is me

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People who announce their pregnancies during the first trimester are brave.

I ain’t announcing shit until my kid is at least one year old 🤣

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black-geek-supremacy:

I rarely go to church anyway so what’s good?

godsfiercest:

Literally this, I’d hate to have kids with someone and then my kids feel conflicted or obligated to pick between our different beliefs.

AND cause I don’t want to have no stupid fight with my SO about any of that. Deep discussions sure, anything else is bull. I just want to be on one accord.

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that my future man is agnostic or spiritual because I’m not blessing the food or going to church with you.

I respect all religions but I want no parts.

I think it’s very important to date those who share the same views on religion as you.

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viewsfromthesips:

I didn’t even come here for this drag. I’m going back to sleep.

bemassa:

*takes off wig and hands it over*

jehovahhthickness:

Shout out to everyone who swears up and down that they don’t want a relationship but they actually do on the low but they’re just scared.

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bemassa:

*takes off wig and hands it over*

jehovahhthickness:

Shout out to everyone who swears up and down that they don’t want a relationship but they actually do on the low but they’re just scared.

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godsfiercest:

Literally this, I’d hate to have kids with someone and then my kids feel conflicted or obligated to pick between our different beliefs.

AND cause I don’t want to have no stupid fight with my SO about any of that. Deep discussions sure, anything else is bull. I just want to be on one accord.

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that my future man is agnostic or spiritual because I’m not blessing the food or going to church with you.

I respect all religions but I want no parts.

I think it’s very important to date those who share the same views on religion as you.

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rob-walks:

why the hell you so loud??

jehovahhthickness:

Shout out to everyone who swears up and down that they don’t want a relationship but they actually do on the low but they’re just scared.

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