kayseyjoelle

ᴏᴛᴘ ʟɪsᴛ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʟɪғᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀɴᴄʏ

nahaminnah:

to be understood is possibly the greatest form of intimacy.

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fyeahmarvel:

(◠‿◠✿)

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i have a long list of shit to read and watch but i’m so excited because now i have my person to read and watch them with

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you-are-my-someone-somewhere:

This is the comfort and reassurance Spider-Man, reblog for endless amounts of tea and a reaffirming thumbs up

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mjalti:

uh? I want to be openly, vividly & deeply loved? & an iced coffee? why am I being denied my craving

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the-sun-shining-on-thorki:

loki-against-onision:

token-white-friend:

acabosetotal:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

Eh why the fuck not

Alright

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deadpanwalking:

wongbal:

Klingon tumblr is called tm’blarr and if you post a nipple they stab you

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verdantmoth:

THIS

inlovewithdonnie:

Steve to Bucky: “I’m with you till the end of the line”

Steve to Bucky after he found out he can go back in time to Peggy:

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crazyintheeast:

bottomcelli:

like i know it won’t happen but highkey want taika to bring back heimdall with like zero explanation. he just full on pulls a gandalf (or a gandilf, rather). just shows up. NEW OUTFIT, RADIANT, GLOWING. FRESH. 

Thor just stumbling upon Heimdall and Sif alongside countless Asgardians on a random planet:

Heimdall: Yeah we kind of got tired of the drama around you and we faked out death and moved to a new planet
Sif: No offense. It’s not you it’s your friends and your brother

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adspexi:

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

obaewankenope:

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn’t drown. Then they’d have a sack that’s invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

aphony-cree:

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

charlesoberonn:

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

charlesoberonn:

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

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thorodinson:

Thor while the Avengers were planning the time heist.

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curvesncurls:

jumex:

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

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pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............
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foxbowl:

we (sebastian) stan our new Shang-Chi

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dailyhiddles:

Steve: *does anything*

Loki: 

image
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sidonielarson:

This is the employment Steve, reblog for bountiful job opportunity.

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loonaz:

i have post traumatic eldest daughter disorder

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fuckyeahbats:

BEHOLD

is this a clip from the live action Anastasia?

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mvlfxy:

being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring

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thorkidumpster:

Loki: I’ve been trying to find new ways to relax. Currently I’m into essential oil diffusers and incest.

Val: You mean… incense?

Loki: No.

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