Question:

Have you taken the dæmon quiz? I got rat and I just can’t like mentally deal with that.

Answer:

first of all rats are incredible so jot that down

and i havent taken a dæmon quiz specifically but literally every “what animal are you” quiz I’ve ever taken has told me im a coyote so. i feel like thats a safe bet

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captainamericagf:

captainamericagf:

people were just waiting for the tiniest reason to dogpile on john and it shows

adam has straight up said he was upset he never got to kill people in combat but john’s words are twisted and suddenly it’s all about how problematic and horrible he is. we know why.

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horsehoof1n7p4837zz34gqqdd3k2462:

Sorry

fluffybiscuits888:

This is why I don’t date men, I know what’s good Chad stfu and let me watch my funnies

horsehoof1n7p4837zz34gqqdd3k2462:

watches a 1930s slapstick film with you and pauses after each gag to explain to you why its funny

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jennyslategf:

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sapphic-agent-4:

The way some of you use words like butch and twink makes it so obvious you think gay subcultures are a joke

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is that jerma with glasses

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Question:

aight. insult starfire from the teen titans i dare u

Answer:

i dont know who that is

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Question:

please insult mothman

Answer:

he doesn’t even look like a moth

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toddalquist:

Imagine my horror watching Buffy for the first time and realizing Xander was a permanent character

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the bastard has returned from the vet and he is high on pain killers

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kitbulls:

listen. i will never be attracted to bill hader. i can say that with confidence

i know my type and bill hader does not tick any of my boxes. im safe.

aislinglas:

You just gonna keep tempting the universe, huh?

kitbulls:

so this didnt age well

kitbulls:

im not always proud of my taste in men but im really glad im not h*rny for any of the middle aged men from It chapter 2

my type is manlets with dark hair and brown eyes. in hindsight i should’ve seen my stupid crush on james ransone coming but i am stupid so i did not

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get high and thing of me

ryangoslingofficial:

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cowboyvamp:

cowboyvamp:

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

me when i was fifteen: oh i am just a deeply evil and destructive being and someday i will be punished for my crimes. also the only song that matters is sail by awolnation. *sits quietly in bed and does not do my homework.*

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millennial-review:

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doginprogress:

achoirofcritters:

justslowdown:

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 I guarantee you all of these athletes enjoy their lives more than the fat lapdogs I see come into work every day. If you’ve ever known a dog truly bred for work or sports you’ll understand that there’s no forcing them to do any of this–it’s in their blood. 

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“let’s selectively breed dogs for thousands of years for a purpose and then just suddenly stop using them for that purpose”

wow great idea

If you think dogs shouldn’t participate in sports please unfollow me.

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