Have you taken the dæmon quiz? I got rat and I just can’t like mentally deal with that.
first of all rats are incredible so jot that down
and i havent taken a dæmon quiz specifically but literally every “what animal are you” quiz I’ve ever taken has told me im a coyote so. i feel like thats a safe bet
listen. i will never be attracted to bill hader. i can say that with confidence
i know my type and bill hader does not tick any of my boxes. im safe.
You just gonna keep tempting the universe, huh?
so this didnt age well
im not always proud of my taste in men but im really glad im not h*rny for any of the middle aged men from It chapter 2
my type is manlets with dark hair and brown eyes. in hindsight i should’ve seen my stupid crush on james ransone coming but i am stupid so i did not
remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen
me when i was fifteen: oh i am just a deeply evil and destructive being and someday i will be punished for my crimes. also the only song that matters is sail by awolnation. *sits quietly in bed and does not do my homework.*
I guarantee you all of these athletes enjoy their lives more than the fat lapdogs I see come into work every day. If you’ve ever known a dog truly bred for work or sports you’ll understand that there’s no forcing them to do any of this–it’s in their blood.
“let’s selectively breed dogs for thousands of years for a purpose and then just suddenly stop using them for that purpose”
wow great idea
If you think dogs shouldn’t participate in sports please unfollow me.