lauralot89

No, nor woman neither. I have no social filter. It's probably a problem. Check out my nonsense on AO3, if you're into that sort of suffering. My blog image is Bucky Bear from my APSHDS series as drawn by the wonderful feanorinleatherpants.

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lauralot89:

would someone like to explain why the fuck elon musk is planning to put streaming services IN HIS CARS

Because if I can watch Disney’s Cars in his ugly-ass pickup truck with no side wing mirrors I will have reached peak meme performance

that’s fair

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Question:

Elon Musk is a rich man with bad ideas

Answer:

the worst ideas

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Question:

Oof I'm with you. I'm not a fan of mayor Pete myself (Warren 2020) but the fact that people can slam him so hard while still stanning Bernie is uhhh, a little enlightening

Answer:

It appears that there’s a segment on the population who’ve never lived in a red state or had to compromise on anything ever and while i envy them i also think they’re pretty stupid

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would someone like to explain why the fuck elon musk is planning to put streaming services IN HIS CARS

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let me be clear here

i’m not backing mayor pete

or rather, i’m not backing anyone in particular, whoever wins the primary gets my wholehearted support in the general, and i have no idea currently how i’m voting in the primary

but people, get your heads out of your asses

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Question:

Didn't Buttigieg hang out with the Salvation Army tho

Answer:

i have no idea, but you know, speaking as an indiana queer who also backed donnelly can people please calm the fuck down

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so apparently in rose twitter land PETE BUTTIGIEG is homophobic and anti-same sex marriage

someone should probably tell his husband

see, you can tell he HATES THE GAYS and has lived a life of STRAIGHT PRIVILEGE UNTIL 2015 (because life in the closet is totally a privilege amirite) because in 2012 he donated a WHOLE 409 DOLLARS to EVIL ANTI-SAME SEX MARRIAGE JOE DONNELLY’S SENATE CAMPAIGN

in indiana

a red-ass red state

where people elected mike pence

indiana

where the only electable democrats are moderate democrats

where donnelly was running as the only democrat candidate against fucking richard mourdock

fucking richard “rape pregnancies are a gift from god” mourdock

for fuck’s sake you idiots

oh and hey sanders’s PAC gave $5000 to donnelly in the same election how about that

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lauralot89:

look i didn’t want to think about this but i can’t unrealize it so now y’all have to suffer with me

season 6 of bojack confirmed that the horsemen have literal horsecocks so does that mean diane was getting knotted every time she and mr. peanutbutter went at it

Where in season 6 was this confirmed? 😂

When BoJack walked in on his dad with the secretary

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lauralot89:

you’re a bad friend and Mr. Peanutbutter is now cancelled
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catsofinstagram:

‪From @nikoandpoko: “Sound on♫‬ ‪Poko the elephant kitty🐘Pawooo!!” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2LIoTyT ]

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Question:

Maybe they're taught to pull out before knotting. I mean I've written smut in which a werewolf loses their virginity and turns out accidentally getting your dick stuck in someone's ass is awkward as fuck.

Answer:

yeah that sounds like it would be less than great

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soviet-uwunion:

petersparker:

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

Oh my god those are heelys

this was a masterpiece

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wait, did she? was that mr. peanutbutter? i can’t remember. in my defense, my brain is mush from years of deciphering federal government language.

I think so, yeah. She accidentally tweeted about it while she was handling Sextina Aquafina’s account and then it became a whole big media thing, and then Diane and Mr. PB went to the doctor and they told her that the law required her to watch puppy videos before she could have it done

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you’re a bad friend and Mr. Peanutbutter is now cancelled

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no, mr. peanutbutter did not subject her to that. he ate her out like a GENTLEMAN.

Didn’t she get pregnant and have an abortion, though?

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look i didn’t want to think about this but i can’t unrealize it so now y’all have to suffer with me

season 6 of bojack confirmed that the horsemen have literal horsecocks so does that mean diane was getting knotted every time she and mr. peanutbutter went at it

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Shitty things this website has been teaching young lgbtqa people :

thefemaleofspecies:

  • Its bad to explore or question your sexual orientation . Once you declared that you belong to X sexuality then you have to identify with that identity always otherwise you are a faker or implying that all people of that identity TOO are actually faking their sexuality
  • Questioning and reconsidering your sexuality arent normal things most queer people go through and if you are doing all these things then you really dont belong to that sexuality
  • Abuse and toxic relationships are just straight things and no unhealthy or power dynamics can exist in queer/same gender relationships bc all lgbtqa relationships are always just sunshine and rainbows 24/7
  • All wlw are just soft sweet petite women who just wants to lie in grass and hold hands while listening to soft music and none of them ever has any intense, passionate or sexual desire towards other women and if they DO then they are just “appropriating the male gaze”
  • Dont volunteer or go to your local Lgbtqa community center/GSA/Lgbtqa housing bc they are full of cringey mogai libqueer who will kick out actual lgbt people to make space for cishets
  • Dont take any lgbtqa/queer theory courses in universities bc they are taught by cishet women who call themselves queer bc they are into kink
  • People should cut off all your ties to lgbtqa community in real life and ONLY get your education about the lgbtqa history and community from to popular lgbtqa bloggers or discourse bloggers. They know best bc they have 10k followers and their epic cringe aceys post went viral
  • Top and bottom are personality traits and are synonymous with masculinity and feminity and you can just make assumptions about someone being a top/bottom on the basis of how they act in public and assign gender role like stereotypes to tops and bottoms
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happys-hall-of-horrible-things:

aplasticshark:

skidji:

thorsbian:

Best tumblr scandals

  • The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online
  • The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic
  • The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic
  • Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy


i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

thank you so much but also curse you

Are Tumblr’s servers located on an ancient burying ground? Because this is VERY cursed.

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