Unrelenting passion for shrimp
This is what peak performance looks like.
i love Fallout: New Vegas (2010) because it’s full of nuanced ethical dilemmas. For example, at the end of the game’s first act, you must choose between slaughtering Chandler From Friends and his entire tribe or making clumsy sex puns until he lets you do foot stuff with him in his shitty apartment
TIL the Han Dynasty was founded by a sheriff who was transporting convicts when several escaped. Knowing the punishment for this was death, he freed the rest and organized many into a rebel band, eventually going on to help overthrow the ruling Qin Dynasty and install himself as Emperor.
Talk about rolling with it
You fuck up so badly at your job you decide the only way to make up for it is to overthrow the government
Pros of living alone at a theme park:
I can listen to music as loud as I want and no one is around to care
There’s a pre-installed alarm system that works well
No one gets mad if I take too long to do the dishes (except me at myself
Cons of living alone at a theme park:
a lot of things like this exist hidden within a 50 yard radius of where I sleep
why are you living alone in a theme park are you trying to get yourself killed
My journey has come to an end. Thank you for joining me here at the end of all things
Can it be?
I found mud
Had to chase some nosey pokémon away. Don’t worry. The journey continues
This is a long walk, but don’t worry. I will get there
Don’t mind me. Just walking to the park