cakeandcrows:

dangerparty:

tilthat:

TIL Flamingos can sleep in ponds that freeze around their legs at night, drink boiling water, and survive conditions that expose them to arsenic and poisonous gases

via ift.tt

Unrelenting passion for shrimp

This is what peak performance looks like.

aw-dunk:

No, look, I-

Yes, grandpa was able to walk in, insult the king, and got hired but times have ch-

THAT’LL GET ME BEHEADED!

aw-dunk:

Trust me mom, I’ve been searching LinkedIn for “court jester” and nobody is hiring!

pondwitch:

i love Fallout: New Vegas (2010) because it’s full of nuanced ethical dilemmas. For example, at the end of the game’s first act, you must choose between slaughtering Chandler From Friends and his entire tribe or making clumsy sex puns until he lets you do foot stuff with him in his shitty apartment

marinetti-dinner-party:

American fash are like

fattyatomicmutant:

ethereal-insight:

tilthat:

TIL the Han Dynasty was founded by a sheriff who was transporting convicts when several escaped. Knowing the punishment for this was death, he freed the rest and organized many into a rebel band, eventually going on to help overthrow the ruling Qin Dynasty and install himself as Emperor.

via reddit.com

Talk about rolling with it

You fuck up so badly at your job you decide the only way to make up for it is to overthrow the government

hungwy:

The word fandom has connotations. I’m simply an enthusiast

crackshottom:

tilthat:

TIL of Eunus, a slave-magician who joked on stage that he planned to overthrow Roman rule and become king of Sicily. Then he led a huge slave uprising, and kept his promises to spare the lives of those who had left him tips.

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Joker (2019)

iamfuckingtrash:

bottom but it doesnt go over anybody it just pushes everybody across the tracks like whee

fencesitterdaily:

nflstreet:

homonormative:

franklyfranchia:

pkslider:

Pros of living alone at a theme park:

I can listen to music as loud as I want and no one is around to care

There’s a pre-installed alarm system that works well

No one gets mad if I take too long to do the dishes (except me at myself

Cons of living alone at a theme park:

a lot of things like this exist hidden within a 50 yard radius of where I sleep

why are you living alone in a theme park are you trying to get yourself killed

dangerously-human:

@jayykesley

monidon:

My journey has come to an end. Thank you for joining me here at the end of all things

goodbye

monidon:

At last

monidon:

Can it be?

monidon:

I found mud

monidon:

Had to chase some nosey pokémon away. Don’t worry. The journey continues

monidon:

This is a long walk, but don’t worry. I will get there

monidon:

Still walkin

monidon:

Don’t mind me. Just walking to the park

combersome:

cyan-titan: