good animation, terrible everything else
*Speaking quickly* So before Halloween I decided to get online and try to look for some abandoned cemeteries.
So I ended up finding one but it was in the middle of the woods so I decided to just plug some coordinates and take a chance. And I found something a helluva lot scary.
As I am walking the path to find this abandoned cemetery, um… *voice getting louder* Hands! Hands! Everywhere!!
By now you’re probably thinking to yourself, easyise, hands don’t just crawl what are you talking about? You would be correct.
Um- SPIDERS! FUCKING SPIDERS! DRACULARACHNIDS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND!!!
So after pissing myself and driving home, uh- I came home and looked it up on the internet and found exactly what it was I saw.
*Louder voice but not quite yelling* And here it is fam! Uh people like to call ‘em golden silk orb weaver *voice getting louder* but I like to call them NIGHTMARE FUEL DIPPED IN YELLOW FUCKING PAINT.
*Yelling* YOU SEE THE UNHOLY SIZE OF- THERE IS NOTHING AMAZING ABOUT THAT ON YOUR FACE!!
WHAT KIND OF ALIEN VS PREDATOR SCP SATAN SHIT-
IS THAT ONE EATING A FUCKING BIRD?!?!
THIS THING IS LIKE VOLDEMORT FUCKED A DEMAGORGON BUT SURE LET’S PUT IT ON A GREETING CARD!!!
*In a incredulous tone* SATAN DOESN’T EXIST?!?! THEN WHY WAS I MET WITH A FOREST-FUL OF THIS SHIT?