i want someone to peel oranges for
plot twist: aziraphale gave crowley the fucking shit up jacket. it’s got reflectors!! what use would it be if crowley got hit by a car or something while he was out fucking shit up? absolute not. that demon fucks shit up and comes home safe, and that is the way aziraphale likes it.
this is why it’s so big on him. aziraphale is the one who tried it on in the shop and forgot that crowley is smaller, and crowley was like “nah angel s'fine” and then left it all big because he likes to remember that aziraphale wore it once. that aziraphale wanted him to be safe.