masterwizardsylthfarn

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eternalgirlscout:

eternalgirlscout:

shakespeare villains be like today i will cause problems on purpose

shakespeare be like “what is a man? a miserable little pile of problems”

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whatthefricky:

hawlucha:

you forgot this panel

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ov33:

“If you steal my pen then you’re transphobic” correct

wrowtangclan:

Someone in a service industry fb group I’m in made this edit (it originally said “transphobes”) and kept the trans flag in the last panel and for some reason it’s really funny to me

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vampireapologist:

the post was about Phantom of the Opera but this comment killed me where I stood

notcooltate:

This sounds like something that would happen in Icarly

vampireapologist:

Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience*

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macdenniss:

Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!! but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

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effiesketch:

nyalloween

commissions / ko-fi

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A Redbud's Name in an Ink-Splattered World

inkresistup:

1/8 (7,676/?,??? words) ; AO3 Link
Rating: Teen and Up audiences
Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Temporary Death
Relationships: Established Shiki/Eri, Joshua/Neku; platonic main gang + eri
Characters: Neku, Joshua, Rhyme, Beat, Shiki, Eri, Hanekoma, Higashizawa,
Additional Notes: neku needs to stop saying fuck. also it’s post-final splatfest and runs on the official splatoon timeline/info. i researched so much
Summary:
It’s summer in Inkopolis, just after the chaos that broke loose during the last celebrations—and yet, even in its aftermath, a delicate balance meant to be enough to wrap up the mess that was made isn’t anything close to scrubbing the grime and stone under the city’s waves. When something pulls at the balance and tugs the seas of color too far and too thin that Neku suddenly finds himself squidnapped and sunk into an underwater espionage, stubbornly searching for what hides in Inkopolis’s murky depths. As much as he hates the ‘people’ part of it…

Well, maybe he’ll find he’s submerged himself in much more than he agreed to—both in his missions and in the hearts of those he works with.

okay one, idk why this title is so long. two, welcome to my convoluted splatoon/twewy au, i’m here for a good time and a long time

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A Redbud’s Name in an Ink-Splattered World

subasekabang:

Rating: T
Word Count: 7676
Pairings/Characters: Neku Sakuraba/Yoshiya “Joshua” Kiryu; Neku & Joshua & Beat & Rhyme & Shiki & Eri; Neku Sakuraba, Yoshiya “Joshua” Kiryu, Daisukenojou “Beat” Bito, Raimu “Rhyme” Bito, Sanae Hanekoma,  Yodai Higashizawa. [Other Characters(9)/Ships(1) to appear in later chapters.]
Warnings: Frequent Canon-Typical Violence, Injury; alluded to, but neither appear in the chapter. Swearing, mostly from Neku.
Summary: It’s summer in Inkopolis, just after the chaos that broke loose during the last celebrations—and yet, even in its aftermath, a delicate balance meant to be enough to wrap up the mess that was made isn’t anything close to scrubbing the grime and stone under the city’s waves. Yet, when something pulls at the balance and tugs the seas of color too far and too thin, he finds himself of all people squidnapped and sunk into an underwater espionage, stubbornly searching for what hides in Inkopolis’s murky depths. As much as he hates the ‘people’ part of it…

Well, maybe he’ll find he’s submerged himself in much more than he agreed to—both in his missions and in the hearts of those he works with.

Partners: Vi, Turtel
Author’s Note: I’ll be posting this on ao3 eventually (probably with way more gushing than I can fit here!!) This was the only chapter I managed to complete, but I’m happy with how it turned out. Thank you so much to everyone I talked to and worked with along the way!!

Keep reading

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rocky-mountain-gothics:

A Guide To Exploring Abandoned Churches

  • If you go alone, don’t bring a flashlight. You’ll see things you don’t want to.
  • Don’t bring groups bigger than 12.
  • Bring water and some snacks, but no wine.
  • If you have to sleep there, sleep in the sanctuary, but not on a pew.
  • If you try to read the hymnal, the words won’t be english anymore.
  • The Bibles will be blank until you confess.
  • Don’t go into the confession booth. The man talking to you is not the priest, and you don’t want to know what he really is.
  • The cross on the wall changes locations, don’t look at it for too long.
  • If you see someone praying at the altar, don’t approach them. If they approach you, don’t talk to them. Leave immediately.
  • If you hear the organ playing while you’re in the basement, know that your time is running out.
  • If it plays while you’re in the sanctuary, your time is up.
  • Take whatever you want, but if you find that one of your possesions is missing, don’t look for it. Let them have it. It’s not worth your life.
  • If you find a rosary, don’t put it on. It won’t help.
  • The water isn’t holy anymore. Throwing it on the demons in the shadows won’t work.
  • Drink the wine if you wish to never leave.
  • Don’t get seperated from your friends.
  • If you spend the night, leave at sunrise otherwise you’ll enter another plane of reality with no way back.
  • If you don’t spend the night, leave through the doors you came in.
  • You might look behind you after leaving and see that the church isn’t there anymore. It means that they took what they wanted.
  • Never enter the same abandoned church twice. Even (especially) if you forgot something inside. That’s a lure. On your second tour through, they will know enough about you to keep you there.
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bluefire-axolotl:

Boomers will be like “hurr durr gen z doesn’t know what a phone booth is” as if we didn’t all watch Maes Hughes die in one like four times.

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mooncrickets:

nnyas:

I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌

effervescent

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reaumantic:

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

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mai-col:

On @mairithetree‘s advice, I read @gingerhaze‘s comic, “Nimona”. And it’s just as wonderful as she said it was.

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love-takes-work:

A bundle of questions 

She wasn’t kidding–literally every line she had in the movie while still in her “reset” state was a question.

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drawendo:

siqlyprince:

its an eath thing, you see. 

Earth forever

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tfw i keep putting canon ages on these profile posts instead of the sitcom au ages

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