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Micah | they/them | Genderfluid Demiromantic Pansexual | fueled by memes, musicals and kpop | Trash™ |ENFP-T

Condoms Are For Everyone

a-world-to-burn:

biggest-goofiest-fish:

dumbass-bitch-disease:

demigender-positivity:

sapphicbutchdaddy:

plannedparenthood:

Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.

1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.

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First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.

2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.

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It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.

3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.

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Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.

And there you have it: Safer sex and STD testing are super important no matter who you have sex with. So visit your nearest Planned Parenthood health center for info, testing, and a big pile of condoms.

-Emily at Planned Parenthood

Boosting

God I love Planned Parenthood and the information they provide. I had no idea about a lot of this.

Fun fact for long nailed gays: shove cotton balls in the fingers to prevent ouchies

Oooo ^^^ rbing especially for that last tip

I hate how schools dont teach thiis stuff.

“It’s too inappropriate.”

If you talk about some sex you might as well go the Whole Nine Yards™ and teach the LGBT+ like good people.

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zucca101:

Spread. This. Far. And. WIDE. (Wide, just like Xi’s arse!)

xphilosoraptorx:

Nice

gwaindrifter:

You mean like this?

xphilosoraptorx:

So this whole, “Turn Mei into a pro Hong Kong meme to get Blizzard banned” thing is a great idea, but I think we could do more. We could do something that would not only help the movement, but also increase political and financial pressure on China.

We turn Mickey Mouse into a pro Hong Kong, anti China/Xi Jinping meme. China was quick to ban Winnie the Pooh over a joke, imagine how quickly they would ban Mickey if he was used as an actual anti CCP symbol, and the resulting fallout with, and pressure from Disney, considering the Park they just built in Shanghai, and all the film revenue they stand to make.

Perhaps we could even do the same with a few Marvel characters. Something tells me Tony Stark would openly, and obnoxiously support what the Hong Kong protestors are doing.

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anonymoustypewriter:

lawfulneurotic:

florideae:

if we’re dating and you see me lying down on my bed, you’re 100% allowed to just lay down on top of me

if we’re dating it’s obligated

if we’re friends then it’s platonically obligated

crush me

Are you a rabbit

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just-bears-here:

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just-bears-here:

voloom:

hyvä ja pyöreä….

Pyöreä pikku karhu-pallo. Suloinen karvaturri. Pörröinen pallero. Todella hyvä karhu.

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Stephen:

Is this a cult?

Wong:

No, this is where we have our tea parties.

Wong:

Of course it’s a fucking cult!

Mordo:

It’s not actually a cult. He just likes to scare people.

The Ancient One:

Put the knife away, Wong.

Wong:

You guys never let me have any fun.

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dankmemeuniversity:

Companion to:

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daddy’s little jaundice

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thexfiles:

i love her

Remember, Debbie Reynolds was so much more than just Carrie’s mom. She was a beautiful, amazing, wickedly funny woman in her own right. She loved her daughter and she made her daughter who she was, but it is a disservice to her memory to shrink her down to just being Carrie’s mom.

Also, because it needs to be said, Debbie was a huge supporter of the mentally ill. She helped found The Thalians, a mental health charity in 1955 and served as chairwoman for the organization for fifty-six years. She was an amazing woman and will be missed.

AND she is the top witch bitch from Halloween Town and needs her good name spread during HER holiday.

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systlin:

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themodernmisandrist:

If men stopped working…the world would continue on.

If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.

What?

there has been an instance where this happened.
it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day. 

working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff. 

you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day.

iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly.
so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world.

is your astonishment solved now?

yES 

Here’s an article on it

Very true.

people who are like “yeah, but i’m sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!” not really tho bc look at WWII??

^

Literally what happens then is women say “Ok fine we’ll do that too” and do it. 

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femsaphique:

hey so denmark is most definitely becoming a nazi nation sooner rather than later. they’ve like done some really fucked up shit, but this might be one of the more messed up things i’ve come across from there.

the government is going to have outlined “ghetto zones” in a legal definition, wherein which they are going to have double punishment for any crime.

these areas will be areas with high populations of muslim, immigrant and worker class people. meaning they are planning to give double the amount of punishment to people for living in poorer neighbourhoods with large amount of minority people.

this is a very transparent act. and they are trying to justify it by claiming it’s about maintaining the safety and peace of the country.

but what it really means is… they are not even trying to hide that the police and prison system is about targeting minorities and poor people now… and it will not surprise me if they use this to escalate the en-masse detainments they’ve had.

Well that’s horrifying

Denmark plans double punishment for ghetto crime – BBC

Danish Government: Double Punishments in ‘Ghetto’ Areas – The New York Times

Wow they’re openly targeting immigrant neighborhoods, classifying areas where “the population is more than 50% non-Western immigrant” as ghettos.

The laws, which will in part start to be rolled out in 2019, get their name from the government term for 25 low-income immigrant-majority neighborhoods which are mostly populated by Muslims. The government says they aim to better integrate people living in these enclaves with the wider Danish society. 

 “Under the provisions of the law, “ghetto” children from the age of one will spend 25 hours per week separated from their families in order to undergo classes in “Danish values.” These would include learning the Danish language as well as all about Easter and Christmas. If people fail to comply with the measures their welfare payments would be stopped.

However, in the eyes of the UN, the measures will only increase “racial discrimination against people of migrant origin” - further ‘ghettoizing’ them.

Other, more punitive measures, include a doubling in criminal sentences for crimes committed in these ghetto neighborhoods and a four-year prison sentence for parents who send their children back to their country of origin for extended periods of time. Calling such “coercive assimilation measures” ineffective, High Commissioner Zeid said the laws “run risk of fueling racial prejudice, xenophobia & intolerance.”

Echoing Zeid’s sentiments, Danish Social Democrat politician Yildiz Ajdogan - whose Tingbjerg constituency is classified as a ghetto - told the New York Times that Danes had already become so used to the harsh rhetoric peddled by anti-immigrant politicians that they no longer register the negative connotation of the word “ghetto” and its echoes of Nazi Germany’s separation of Jews.

But criticisms of the law have been dismissed by Justice Minister Soren Pape Poulsen: “To me this is about, no matter who lives in these areas and who they believe in, they have to profess to the values required to have a good life in Denmark,” he told the NYT.

In 2017, 66.5% of all non-Western immigrants to Denmark lived in “ghettos”, according to the housing ministry.

[source: UN rights office slams Denmark’s plans to take toddlers from ‘ghetto’ families for values classes]

holy shit this is a fucking nightmare ???

Friendly reminder that it’s not just America. White people around the globe are on that 🐂 💩

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biggest-goldiest-spoon:

limitededitionsanderssidesblog:

THANK YOU FOR THE LAST ONE

Bisexuals are…

Valid

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paigedineen:

‘But he couldn’t hear her at all.’
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cieraslibrary:

“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…” ❤️

Twilight was first published on this day in 2005, and one of the most dedicated and passionate fanbases in the world was born.

via Fickle Fish Films

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winchysteria:

have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time

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endangered-justice-seeker:

This is so wrong bc no matter what the civil law is a medical/mental health professional cannot ethically do that.   

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pipistrellus:

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focsle:

There is one patch of sunlight that falls in my apartment and every time I see it I think ‘a cat would look so good there.’

I got a cat and she found it.

YOU WERE RIGHT

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simontheoreo:

icedleahburke:

“When will my husband return from the war?”

“Darling, I have returned.”

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sqecs:

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Officially taking applications for the Nunzio fan club

he deserved better

Nunzio knows

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