mymanyphases

Just a self-centered blog I guess. I’m an INTJ 6w7 sp/sx (tritype 683). 19 & on 🔥.

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Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

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10 Overplayed Songs I Will Probably Never Get Tired Of

Disclaimer - All spelling errors are intentional & meant to give a better representation of the songs.

1. “Africa” by Toto (🎶IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAYYYY FROM YOUUU🎶)

2. “Habits” by Tove Lo (🎶You’re gone and I gotta stay high all the tiiime to keep you off my mind, oo-ooh oo-ooh🎶)

3. “The Middle” by Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey (🎶BAY-BAY *beat* Why don’t you just meet me in the middle? *beat* I’m losin’ *beat* my mind *half-beat* just a lit-tuhl🎶)

4. “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton (🎶Makin’ my way downtown *half-beat* walkin’ fast *half-beat* faces pass, and I’m homebouuund *piano riff*🎶)

5. “Youngblood” by 5SOS (🎶Young-BLOOD *beat* say you want me *beat* say you want me *beat* OUT-ta your life, and I’m just. A. Dead. Man. Walkin’ tonight🎶)

6. “Without Me” by Halsey (🎶THINKIN’ YOU COULD LIIIIIIVE WITHOUT ME *beat* THINKIN’ YOU COULD LIIIIIIVE WITHOUUUT ME🎶)

7. “Riptide” by Vance Joy (🎶Ohhh, lay-dayyy; runnin’ down to the ri-iptide, taken away to the da-ark side, I wanna be your left-ha-and man🎶)

8. “Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars (🎶WOO! ‘Cause uptownfunkgon’giveittoya *beat* ‘Causeuptownfunkgon’giveittoya *beat* Saturday night, we in the spot *half-beat* Don’t believe me, just watch; C’MON!🎶)

9. “Clarity” by Zedd ft. Foxes (🎶YOU ARE *beat* the piece o-of me *beat* I wish *half-beat* I didn’t NEE-EED🎶)


10. “It Ain’t Me” by Kygo & Selena Gomez (🎶Who’s gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning? Who’s gonna rock you when the sun won’t let you sleep? Who’s wakin’ up *half-beat* to drive you home *half-beat* when you’re DRUNK AND ALL ALOOONE?🎶)

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25 (Semi) Obscure Song Recommendations

1. “Stay” by Talar Ourfalian

2. “Landmine” by Finneas

3. “Walk Through Walls” by Katie Herzig

4. “Waves” by Dean Lewis

5. “All Through the Night” by Anna Nalick

6. “Sugar Burn” by Jaymes Young

7. “To Tell You” by April Smith

8. “Us” by James Bay

9. “Should Have Never” by Angelyn & Blind Innocence

10. “The Green And the Town” by AJR

11. “Insomnia” by Daya

12. “The Great Unknown” by Rob Thomas

13. “Sanctuary” by Allie X

14. “Waves of Loneliness” by Jon Bellion

15. “London” by Vanessa Carlton

16. “She Don’t Want Nobody Near” by Counting Crows

17. “Find You” by Katy McAllister

18. “So Long, Astoria” by The Ataris

19. “L-L-Love” by Blondfire

20. “Dangerous” by Big Data

21. “Days Are Gone” by HAIM

22. “Sing to the River” by Jamie Lawson

23. “I’m With You” by Avril Lavigne

24. “WHY” by NF

25. “I Know a Place” by MUNA

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typicalmbticonversations:

“Don’t kiss the boy, educate the boy.”

— INFJ

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When an INTP has been awake 40 hours too long

typicalmbticonversations:

Person: I’m so brilliant.

INTP: That’s debatable.

INTP: But really

INTP: Everything we percieve to be true is debatable

INTP: Even the idea that everything we percieve to be true is debatable is debatable

INTP: So really everything is just a paradox

INTP: Wait.

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typicalmbticonversations:

INFP : I always get paranoid whenever I ride an airplane. I feel like they will crash anytime soon. 

INTJ : Don’t be. If anything, it’s safer than land transport.

INFP : I’m still scared, tho. In my mind I feel like they shouldn’t be able to fly…

INTJ :There is science behind that. If you want I can explain how logically that is possible to happen. And I can explain commercial flight safety regulations and procedures too if that will help to ease your mind.

INFP : I read a lot about airplanes but I can’t help I still feel that way

INTJ : What should I do then?

INFP : Give me an INFP-ish reason of why I shouldn’t be scared? Since I am kinda bad dealing with logical reasonings.

INTJ : Alright.

INTJ : It flies by the power of love and friendship.

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Thermodynamics

typicalmbticonversations:

INFJ : *Goes crazy over messy execution of carefully planned schedules*

INTP : *Observed INFJ* You know I have been thinking…he is like a living sample of thermodynamics law.

INTJ : You mean he tends to go from orderly to disorderly?

INTP : Ja. He is too hot-headed and need to lower his temperature.

INTJ : Next time he has out of control racing thoughts, tell him to pour liquid nitrogen to his head.

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typicalmbticonversations:

INFJ: Have you ever tried guided meditation?

INFP: No, but I’ve read fanfics about it.

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typicalmbticonversations:

INTJ 1: He’s making a calendar app, but I found six bugs in three minutes. Turns out you could create an event that ended before it started.

INTJ 2: What? That sounds great! He should make that a premium feature.

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typicalmbticonversations:

“Technically, all brains are temporary.”

— INTP

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typicalmbticonversations:

“If I never know what’s going on, I never have to worry about what’s going on.”

— INTP (on Ne-users)

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typicalmbticonversations:

INFJ: *hasn’t spoken in an hour* *suddenly gasps* Today is Sunday…

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typicalmbticonversations:

ENFP: “What are you burning?”

INFJ: “Crayon.”

ENFP: “Why?”

INFJ: “No candles.”

ENFP: “… okay!”

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typicalmbticonversations:

*3AM*

INTJ: Why do we exist?

INTJ: Like, really, what’s the meaning of being in this place?

INTJ: We’re complex beings who suffer for stupid things

INTJ: I could suffer thinking about you not answering me

INTJ: But why would I even suffer? Does it make sense?

INTJ: I still breathe, I still do everything I need to do to survive

INTJ: I think we rely too much on other people

INTJ: We live for them

INTJ: Right now I’m living for you to answer me tomorrow morning

INTJ: I’m living for the people around me

INTJ: I love you, I think you’re a really great person

INTJ: I want to see you more this week

INTJ: I miss you

*the next morning*

INFP: These 3AM thoughts are really something

INFP: What was going on inside your head

INTJ: I don’t know, forget it, I’m embarassed

INFP: I LOVE YOU TOOOO UWU

INTJ: SHUT UP

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typicalmbticonversations:

INTP: it’s occurred to me that my strategy for washing dishes is just putting soap and water in them and leaving them in the sink.

INTJ: yeah, that doesn’t really get you full credit

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typicalmbticonversations:

INFP: You’re so cute! You look like a fairy princess!
INTJ: *scowls* I was going for mildly intimidating.

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typicalmbticonversations:

*INTJ 1 (me) sleeps at INTJ 2’s house, they talk about the new bag, INTJ 2 got recently*

INTJ 2: “…It’s even big enough to hide a body, so, in case you're planning  to murder me tonight…”

 INTJ 1: “Nah, I would never kill someone!”

INTJ 2: “You realize how sarcastic that sounded?”

INTJ 1: *evil grin*

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typicalmbticonversations:

[voice note at 2AM]

INTJ: I’m feeling really sad right now

INTJ: I’m drunk and sad

INTJ: You’re probably sleeping

INTJ: I’m really glad that I met you, I love you

INTJ: [oasis playing in the background]

INTJ: I’ll go study some math

[the next morning]

INFP: why do you only say these things when I’m sleeping or when you’re drunk

INTJ: I DON’T KNOW. I HATE THIS, PLEASE FORGET IT

INFP: WHYYY I LOVE YOUUU

INFP: AND WHY WERE YOU DOING MATH AT 2AM? DRUNK?????

INTJ: MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE NEVER CEASES

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typicalmbticonversations:

INFJ: What if your future boyfriend isn’t your ideal type, physically?

INTJ: That won’t happened.

INFJ: Oh is that so? Can you tell me the reason?

INTJ: The fact that my future boyfriend is my future boyfriend means I already approved him, which means he has reached my standard of physical appearance, intelligence, and personality.

INFJ:

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typicalmbticonversations:

INTJ: “Don’t worry. I’ve got lots more stories for when you feel better.”

INFJ: “Bold of you to assume I’ll feel better.”

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