mymelement

She/her. Hufflepuff. BRING BACK THE SANTA CLARITA DIET YOU COWARDS!

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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tiffanyblews666:

akirakan:

therealsongbirddiamondback:

rxses-and-cigarettes:

lifeofcynch:

libfas:

lietliet:

cheshireinthemiddle:

egalitarians-do-it-better:

okaysurebut-w-h-y:

Okay so I have a question- do guys who work in retail get creepy people hitting on them too? Or is that strictly a female problem?

Too easy

Wait did someone take this picture without his knowledge?

Yeh. And eventually his ‘fans’ doxxed his gf, and sent her death threats, because I suppose a cute guy is public property.

His family’s phone numbers, address, social security numbers and bank accounts were spread. His employer had to transfer him from the register to the stock, because girls felt it was acceptable to harass him on the job and take unwanted pictures. Not to mention that this all started because some creepy chick felt it was fine for her to sneak a shot of a random dude she didn’t know and post it online.

Apparently obsessive/psychotic behavior is cutesy and funny when girls do it.

What the actual fuck

I…highly doubt that story is true.  How can you do all that from just a photo?

It’s true.

Wait are we at an age where people dont know of the insantity of the “alex from target” ordeal

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trans-peridot:

real-cacti:

real-cacti:

november is the thursday of months

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

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pattonpending:

sgtsquishy:

bootylicious-buggy:

krazykat-minionofmisha:

queerlittlelady:

Oh my god my heart actually exploded from this happiness.

Omg the last gif it waved back omg

So many people always seem to forget just how intelligent elephants are.

the elephant drew the other elephant.

THE ELEPHANT ACTUALLY DREW THE OTHER MOTHERFREAKIN ELEPHANT 

I love elephants. I love them so much! They’re beautiful animals.

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arandomthot:

Humpty Dumpty’s really out here thriving

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maryoliverpdf:

some people… write bad poetry in their notes app… to cope

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oh-so-much-adhd:

When someone complains about the subtitles being on the screen

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walrusofdoom:

They needed to make a depawsit

literallyaflame:

dude this is random but like. my mom works at a credit union, and a while ago, this totally domestic, collared dog came up to their door and was like…. barking to get in?? it’s a small credit union so they brought the dog inside to keep it safe while they got in contact with the owner

anyway, the owner showed up, looking haggard, and was like “yeah, she keeps managing to get loose. i’m surprised she came here, she usually goes to Wells Fargo.”

and my mom was like…. what?? and the dog owner was like “yeah ever since she started getting loose, she…. always goes to banks. we can’t figure out why.”

anyway the dog is fine and (they’re gonna crate train her or something) but how bananas fucking Wild is it that this dog escaped, multiple times, specifically to go to the bank???? what the fuck

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cuddlerlouis:

Harry Styles Monologue - SNL

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thethotwithoutfear:

Y'all REALLY don’t know what a himbo is. Like y'all are really out here calling every petty or dumb skinny anime twink a himbo. Himbo is a title specifically reserved for herculean beefcake with a skull full of moths but a heart of gold, GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!

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prguitarman:

ampervadasz:

Are you OK ?

“I don’t understand…but I support”

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incendavery:

💕💖✨💜

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"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

snakewife:

satirizing:

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

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justhumorpics:

HAHAHAHA

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