mymelement

She/her. Hufflepuff. BRING BACK THE SANTA CLARITA DIET YOU COWARDS!

certifiedboob:

nat 20 on deception

colehersch:

do u watch Podcast But Outside

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nerevar-shid-and-fard:

the-nwah-embassy:

its-only-the-rain:

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

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shortshifter:

Superliminal- a fun size perspective game!

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aanzheni:

sapper-in-the-wire:

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

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captioned-vines:

victorpopejr:

I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa

[Cheerful music in background]

Both: [singing in unison] “This land is your land! This land is my land!”

White person: [interjecting; monotone] “This land is my land! This land is my land! This land is my land. This land is my land.”

[laughter]

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stimman4000:

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weirdmageddon:

lmao i forgot how messed up gravity falls was able to get despite disneys harsh censors

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wereralph:

gravityjunior:

lesbian-toddhoward:

lesbian-toddhoward:

porunareff:

Please look at this insanely brilliant latte art from Icafe featuring Bruno Buccellati!!

life has many doors, ed-boy

i TRULY thought this person had made a whole Coochies and Cream latte here omgg

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upperpaleolithic:

It’s like they finally tapped into the insanity of this generation’s humor and went hog fucking wild.

brokeshibe:

I’m about to go feral over this

realsadjewishhours:

This was literally a hate crime.

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crazyshitisay:

crustydingus:

wrongmovehoe:

cummunisomkills:

theocseason4:

Her tuna sandwich…

I felt all 7 of my chakras close up when she dipped that fucking sandwich in that Hawaiian Punch

Leah Remini is really thriving since she left Scientology huh?

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perkachow:

foxymaple:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

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questionmarkblock:

universaliststuff:

Agent of Chaos

Untitled Pup Game (2019)

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ntendocutie:

nosaintswithoutsinners:

Seretonin has been administered, thank you!

THAT S O U N D

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rubixpsyche:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

maulsapprentice:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

freddie prinze jr is me when i get even a little bit drunk

he spittin’ straight fax

“Luke is basically Cinderella except he has a fairy godfather instead of a godmother and he talks to droids instead of animals” okay but is this is completely accurate.

I don’t know SHIT about Star Wars but this is the best ‘discussion’ thing I’ve ever seen out of context

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galaxybrainthot:

i can’t believe we unlocked twink boutta pounce lore

starwarsgraphictee:

THATS THEM???

lil-frippet:

OH.

onsighthoe:

UMMM

beyonslayed:

I’ve been thinking about this video and this girl screaming one more time all day!!!!

beyonslayed:

the girl screaming “One more time” is a gay icon and HRC and GLAAD better have an award for her and she better be on Ellen

eternallybutthurt:

this is my new fav video

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beyonsesa:

kitsnicketts:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

Is she eating a carrot with whipped cream?

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thewestallenlover:

If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious

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quiteafewbullshitsodagods:

staticandlove:

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

Shakespeare would write this

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