nanocupcakes

Isa || She/Her || lvl.20 || Aquarius || Bi || Hobbyist artist || Occassional cosplayer || Multifandom gal || Art blog: @nanocupcakesart

erin-exo:

victorious fans in 2020 can i get a wahoo

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yahenni:

When he tells you a funny joke

yahenni:

When he asks you what those knights in Monty Python said

yahenni:

When he asks you where hats go

yahenni:

When your kid comes out as a dude

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salty-reblog:

storm-hawke:

fxr-yxur-amusement:

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eijiroukiriot:

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

I CANNOT believe none of y’all added this one:

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altonzm:

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.

german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.

belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower

turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”

romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here

Malay recipes: If it’s not spicy enough, it’s not worth it. You don’t have coconut milk? It’s doomed

Irish recipes: Potatoes. All potatoes. If it’s not potatoes it’s not food.

Estonian recipes: if it’s not brown, doesn’t look like turd and has no blood in it, you’ve failed

Lithuanian recipes: the main ingredient is potatoes. well, only potatoes. and eat it with half a loaf of rye bread

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ruinedchildhood:

This is an avengers level threat-

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skankplissken:



LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

Dam it it got better

S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

NO

😬

do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

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YOU HAVE ENTERED

puzzlemasterx:

sirpiealot:

sketchlock:

cynical-werewolf:

mariopowertennis:

RADICAL SATURDAY

image

Today’s Friday, though.

THE LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE!!!!!!!!!

LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE

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crownofhearts:

With all the Tokyo Mew Mew hype dragging me back into magical girl hell, I figured I would redesign my old oc, Mew Lemon! She has the DNA of the critically endangered Golden Mantella Frog. I got a bit of inspiration for her outfit from Amulet Heart in Shugo Chara lol. Since she doesn’t have outward animal features, like Lettuce, I have her the ribbon and little hair baubles

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squigglydigg:

I love him

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getinmelanin011:

dicapriho:

bitches reblog if ur going into the next decade single 

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Has this been done before-

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aelwen:

flexible:

mimi-keehl-jeevas:

tyrala1:

postmarxed:

bitternest:

moonlight-mery:

jodalovesstuff:

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

Let’s take a look at it one more time

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

👀

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

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sourdoughnibblers:

regularlesbian:

Now go forth and Kill

regularlesbian:

I bestow upon you the title: Sandwich Slut

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skye-jay:

Local Blonde Woman Restrains Her Bastard Cat in an Attempt to Stop Her from Causing Mayhem

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greentaffy:

WEISS SAID FAUNUS RIGHTS aHHHHAHAHAH

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bloodraven55:

I found this and thought it was funny lol

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beehaw-spam:


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cinnaworm:

finished a doodle from the night before the premiere!

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spoopy-beans:

Barb made this masterpiece

I’m so sorry for the others who rbed the old posts but heres a better one!

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blak-e-lee:

Imagine being such a clown that you don’t see Yang losing her arm for Blake as a romantically coded plot element.

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