hey nerds i’m pretty strapped for cash atm so i’m trying to sell a bunch of video games i haven’t played in forever.
i have a ton of gamecube titles that i’ll probably never touch again (loz wind waker, twilight princess, loz collectors edition, metroid prime 1 & 2, pikmin… and more) and before i put them up for sale online i’m offering a special discount for you bitches following this blog.
i’ve got some games for wii and ps2 too and i might even be willing to part with my actual gamecube which is in the same condition it was when i first got it so get it while it’s hot!
DM me if you want to know more. and if u really love me feel free to throw money at me on paypal (firstname.lastname@example.org) or venmo/cash app (lotusrootsoup)
Buy my shit!
I need to make some cash fast so here’s a list of all the shit I have for sale HIT ME UP
When you throwing it back but then your top starts backseat bottoming and telling you to arch your back and how to properly get fucked and throwing out tips like you didn’t spend the latter half of your formative years face down ass up getting bred behind the dumpster at your local truck stop-adjacent McDonald’s
Did Jesus not get nailed too? Was he not hammered? Pounded into submission? Laid bare
backfor all to see?
JC was a top so keep his name out of your mouth
Bottom erasure and historical revisionism. Typical top nonsense. You think a man who was born man-free and only had a mother could possibly be anything but a bottom?
HE WAS A SERVICE TOP
Jesus was a verse; he became flesh and blood for the good of mankind at large, as you would understand if you paid attention to the liturgy. Wasn’t his body “given up for you and for all so that sins may be forgiven”? It’s fair to say then that he knows no top/bottom dichotomy - his flesh is for everyone.
Jesus took in lepers and whores and all those trodden down upon by society. Took in.
You know what else takes stuff in? Bottoms.
He also had companions. Aka fuck buddies aka tops who used him and his holes.
Stop trying to push the narrative that erases important historical figures for bottoms to look up to, when we have so few!
You’re right, he did take in the most downtrodden members of society. But he also gave back.
Remember the loaves and fishes? If he could so freely and compassionately feed so many, could he not also feed the horny the same way?
He gave head
do we have to pull out our jesus was trade scriptures in this the year of our lordt 2018
Reading this thread gave me a first class ticket to hell
i really wanna go pray after reading this but you know what? we need to unpack “backseat bottoming” because that sent me REELING
jesus was verse…..
Jesus was one of the girls so that’s that on that
heeey, does sbux let you pick your surgeon or do they have like a list?
they have a list they worked with before and that’s accepted their supplemental insurance but I’d call to ask more…the surgeon they told me they’ve worked with was Spiegel so im getting ffs with him first and worry about the rest later since there’s different prerequisites for each procedure
mom, dad, i found grandma’s terf sideblog immortalized on the wayback machine. why is there 5 hours worth of entries agonizing over the word ‘fish.’
idk it kinda makes an awful lot of sense for women to get upset about a word men use to reduce them to the sex organs that mark them as female and then imply that their femaleness is disgusting, and THEN use that word interchangeably as an insult for women or as a compliment for men who perform male-defined femininity especially well. mocking women for being upset by misogyny is exactly what men do to make us feel stupid, so that we shut up and stop practicing self-empathy, because female self-empathy does not serve male interests. you’re fighting for the wrong team with this stuff, you’re hurting your own with the same techniques men use to control women. i don’t really blame you but it really sucks that you’ve got such a huge audience for all the hateful shit you say about women
Ngl shit like this hurts hella bad. Like nobody gives a fuck about womens feelings. Just nobody. Everybody in the notes is laughing bc the op is supposedly funny. Just. Like. Its too much.
My partner told me that MtT prostitutes in certain areas call females “fish” and he didn’t understand why I got livid right away by the gross misogyny inherent in MtT circles (also gay male circles!!!). Like “fish” and gendered insults are tossed around all the time by gay men and MtT and they think it’s funny and that they can say whatever they want about women because they’re *not like other men* and so forth.
This is my favorite post on Tumblr
anyways im the grandma with the terf blog
the moral of black panther was that we as black women have a duty to love and support our black kings 🤴🏿👸🏿💖✊🏿
Uummmm????? No actually the moral of the story was that you can’t truly achieve greatness/success without bringing people to the top with you and not abandoning those who need someone the most.
You sound single Queen
Who trying to pay for some nap cuddle sessions. I’m warm & comfortable
No grabbing dick, but you can hug as tight as you want.
150$ for 5 hours plus a meal and a blunt if you wit it. You be leaving feeling brand new and loved.
Ladies don’t fall for it. Just take your home girls wig off and cuddle with her for free. Same effect.
Why do y’all care about the royal wedding
Like my nigga fuck a black princess? This isn’t the time to be on some “representation matters” type shit. A black girl marrying into a family that’s committed literal crimes against humanity isn’t the kind of representation y’all should want lmao l thought we went over this
“what crimes has the British monarchy committed” is the funniest question ever