one-time-i-dreamt

last night I dreamt I was being smothered to death by a giant ladybug

+SUBMISSIONS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED

please stop sending in dreams in the form of asks and messages use #dreampai to tag me in things (not dreams)

I was walking in a garden but all the plants were tentacles and I came up to this knotted tentacle tree and it opened its eye and then it ate me and I became a tentacle plant as well.

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antisocialsocialclubmanager:

The same ones but lilac? Also found at deichman 😅 really comfortable.

one-time-i-dreamt:

That’s where I bought them!

eternallystarlight:

They look like the ones I got in Deichman as well last year. They give me Dorothy vibes, except they’re black.

one-time-i-dreamt:

I bought these bad babies today

Our outfits match 😍

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I was walking to work and I noticed I was being followed by the puppets of Margaret Thatcher and Neil Kinnock from Spitting Image. They cornered me in an alley and tried to get me to vote for one them. I told them that I couldn’t vote for either of them since I’m American and can’t vote for British politicians in any of their elections. 

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I had been able to float my entire life and it was only now, at seventeen years old, that I realized I didn’t have to sit on toilet seats; I could just hover over them.

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Evan Peters was a member of Nirvana.

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Trump came to my school

Trump visited my school and claimed ownership of the campus building he was in. He was in a classroom with a teacher, me, and two other students. He turned to me and asked me to speak for him. When I refused, he became visibly upset and stormed out of the classroom.

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one-time-i-dreamt:

W-what?

Same man!

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cresentcube:

zahnegott:

tallowjones:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

sounds more like you talked to an old god more than a weird dream.

you ever just commune with a storm?

I love how everyone in the tags collectively decided to envision him as a wise, all knowing sage like being while I vividly remember scrambling for a tissue in my dream bc he accidentally dribbled orange juice down his chin and stained the tablecloth like a overexcited child

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one-time-i-dreamt:

So me and this girl (who I kinda had a thing for a couple of months ago but I’m trying to get over it now because we sort of drifted apart) were dancing in a huge, sunlit studio. I don’t remember the music, or what sort of dance style it was. All I remember is how physically close we were, like my arms were around her and most of the time my vision was covered with her smiling face and the only sound was of us laughing as we danced to seemingly nothing.

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alovelyocean:

You have been, somehow, shadowbanned. Tumblr does this a lot and 90% of the time, they won’t ever lift the shadowban.

one-time-i-dreamt:

Tumblr stopped sending me emails about people tagging me in posts and now I miss everything and don’t know what to do about it since the notifications are still not working for me

Whaaaaaat

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seductively-eats-a-bagel:

lilith-hargreeves-official:

aheadfulloffollies:

muriels-wife:

daisy-rivers:

fierceawakening:

karmic-punishment:

theminingengineer:

askfordoodles:

teashoesandhair:

petermorwood:

watchfor:

trishmishtree:

starrynight35:

aquilacalvitium:

jackslenderman:

strangeracrossthestreet:

deadjosey:

callmebliss:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

babyanimalgifs:

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

update:

image

I love that he kept …. All of them.

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

You’re welcome.

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

@every-n-anything

All hail Catdad

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

I’M CRYING!?

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

I live for cat dad-

Cat dad has saved us all

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Tumblr stopped sending me emails about people tagging me in posts and now I miss everything and don’t know what to do about it since the notifications are still not working for me

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42greylizards:

one-time-i-dreamt:

There was a new tumblr guideline/feature that, when making a post about a fandom, person, or thing, users reblogging or replying to it would not be allowed to derail the conversation or respond with images that did not relate to what the original post talked about. Tumblr users protested by making every post Justin Bieber-centric, including adding Justin Bieber AUs to every fandom, making Justin Bieber music mashups for video game OSTs, and even self-insert Justin Bieber fan fics until Tumblr finally got rid of the new rule.

Dont give staff ideas

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s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai:

I don’t ….. Know??? Yeah nvm this one is OTID

U insomniac bastard is THIS WHY u run a dream submission blog?

ilovestamon:

But this one is her dream?

s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai:

You guys DO know that OTID only takes submissions and that all of these aren’t her dreams right?

yessica–haircut:

I can’t decide which theory is better:

@one-time-i-dreamt is a fae

or

@one-time-i-dreamt is Morpheus

yessica–haircut:

rhodey-rhudert-rhodes:

Oh so now you’re a fae who takes people’s dreams because you have few of your own (and the ones you have are just bleak visions of the future) 🤔 building up some lore today

one-time-i-dreamt:

I do suffer from insomnia 🤔

one-time-i-dreamt:

Then what was this? Because I definitely had it, so either I slept for much longer than I thought, or it was really a premonition

one-time-i-dreamt:

God, I hope not!

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was watching the news and saw a surveillance tape recording of a girl’s death that fucked me up pretty badly. Her and two girls were physically fighting and in the scuffle she fell out of a second storey window along with one of them and while the other girl’s fall was cushioned by piles of snow, the girl hit her head on the corner of concrete wall. Her body slumped down and rolled towards the camera and you could literally see life leaving her eyes. The last frame was of her glossy look, too still, too unnatural. She was gone. Dead, just like that. One moment she was here, the other she wasn’t. It was scary to realize once more how fragile human life is.

The weirdest part? It was only a dream I had during my 15 minute nap this morning. It felt so real. I am still shook up by it.

No comment

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yessica–haircut:

I can’t decide which theory is better:

@one-time-i-dreamt is a fae

or

@one-time-i-dreamt is Morpheus

yessica–haircut:

rhodey-rhudert-rhodes:

Oh so now you’re a fae who takes people’s dreams because you have few of your own (and the ones you have are just bleak visions of the future) 🤔 building up some lore today

one-time-i-dreamt:

I do suffer from insomnia 🤔

one-time-i-dreamt:

Then what was this? Because I definitely had it, so either I slept for much longer than I thought, or it was really a premonition

one-time-i-dreamt:

God, I hope not!

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was watching the news and saw a surveillance tape recording of a girl’s death that fucked me up pretty badly. Her and two girls were physically fighting and in the scuffle she fell out of a second storey window along with one of them and while the other girl’s fall was cushioned by piles of snow, the girl hit her head on the corner of concrete wall. Her body slumped down and rolled towards the camera and you could literally see life leaving her eyes. The last frame was of her glossy look, too still, too unnatural. She was gone. Dead, just like that. One moment she was here, the other she wasn’t. It was scary to realize once more how fragile human life is.

The weirdest part? It was only a dream I had during my 15 minute nap this morning. It felt so real. I am still shook up by it.

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rhodey-rhudert-rhodes:

Oh so now you’re a fae who takes people’s dreams because you have few of your own (and the ones you have are just bleak visions of the future) 🤔 building up some lore today

one-time-i-dreamt:

I do suffer from insomnia 🤔

one-time-i-dreamt:

Then what was this? Because I definitely had it, so either I slept for much longer than I thought, or it was really a premonition

one-time-i-dreamt:

God, I hope not!

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was watching the news and saw a surveillance tape recording of a girl’s death that fucked me up pretty badly. Her and two girls were physically fighting and in the scuffle she fell out of a second storey window along with one of them and while the other girl’s fall was cushioned by piles of snow, the girl hit her head on the corner of concrete wall. Her body slumped down and rolled towards the camera and you could literally see life leaving her eyes. The last frame was of her glossy look, too still, too unnatural. She was gone. Dead, just like that. One moment she was here, the other she wasn’t. It was scary to realize once more how fragile human life is.

The weirdest part? It was only a dream I had during my 15 minute nap this morning. It felt so real. I am still shook up by it.

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somedaythiswillbeclever:

elliewilliams:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

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one-time-i-dreamt:

Then what was this? Because I definitely had it, so either I slept for much longer than I thought, or it was really a premonition

one-time-i-dreamt:

God, I hope not!

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was watching the news and saw a surveillance tape recording of a girl’s death that fucked me up pretty badly. Her and two girls were physically fighting and in the scuffle she fell out of a second storey window along with one of them and while the other girl’s fall was cushioned by piles of snow, the girl hit her head on the corner of concrete wall. Her body slumped down and rolled towards the camera and you could literally see life leaving her eyes. The last frame was of her glossy look, too still, too unnatural. She was gone. Dead, just like that. One moment she was here, the other she wasn’t. It was scary to realize once more how fragile human life is.

The weirdest part? It was only a dream I had during my 15 minute nap this morning. It felt so real. I am still shook up by it.

I do suffer from insomnia 🤔

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one-time-i-dreamt:

God, I hope not!

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was watching the news and saw a surveillance tape recording of a girl’s death that fucked me up pretty badly. Her and two girls were physically fighting and in the scuffle she fell out of a second storey window along with one of them and while the other girl’s fall was cushioned by piles of snow, the girl hit her head on the corner of concrete wall. Her body slumped down and rolled towards the camera and you could literally see life leaving her eyes. The last frame was of her glossy look, too still, too unnatural. She was gone. Dead, just like that. One moment she was here, the other she wasn’t. It was scary to realize once more how fragile human life is.

The weirdest part? It was only a dream I had during my 15 minute nap this morning. It felt so real. I am still shook up by it.

Then what was this? Because I definitely had it, so either I slept for much longer than I thought, or it was really a premonition

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