penelopetheconartist

I love cats and cartoons. I like to dye my hair purple sometimes.

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kaijuno:

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

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6xthsense:

no way fucking way….

NO fuckifn way

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ayellowbirds:

ash-ash-bo-bash:

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

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sinattea:

My poor af ass that can only afford sharing a netflix account with my family needs this because the library for México is incredibly limited and won’t even have the language options I want.

maqicool:

For movies, I’m gonna recommend afdah. It has everything that I’ve looked for (except It and It chapter 2) and movies going all the way back to classics from the ‘20s. You can browse by year, genre, country, and language

mwagneto:

i literally never paid to watch a movie or show in my life and here’s how

  • gowatchseries (i prefer this one)
  • hdmo
  • kimcartoon
  • primewire - not a hosting site but instead a site that collects every available link so if you can’t find something on other sites, this will almost certainly have a link

you can find basically everything on the first two, on the off chance you can’t, try primewire. kimcartoon only has cartoons (duh) but it has literally every cartoon as far as i can tell. the last thing you need is thirty different greedy awful streaming sites who think password sharing is theft when these sites are right here for free

mwagneto:

the fact that people actually pay for all these different shitty streaming services and i keep hearing shit like “oh they’re gonna have [movie from like 2005] on Disney+ so guess I’ll suck some capitalist dick!” ……..piracy is RIGHT THERE either use a pirate site or stop complaining about how expensive it is to give money to 15 different leeches so you can watch all your favourite movies (if you’re lucky and they have them which they often don’t) when you could just hit up fucking Google and watch it for free

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whatsdifferentincanada:

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stability:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

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godsentbagel:

has anyone said this yet or

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nathaliethetropekeeper:

Adora: He’s too powerful. Without my sword I can’t…

Razz: Are you She-Ra, Princess of Swords? No! *Hits Adora with Broom*

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riz-gukgak:

“this might not be bill.” [sad accordion noises] “NOPE this isn’t bill.” “WHAT?!” is the most iconic line delivery of our generation and she ra is a good show

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kismesissitude-of-the-day:

seahawk said himbo rights !!

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shadowy-dumbo-octopus:

I love how everyone who watched S4 of She-Ra just collectively fucking died. Like, nobody is okay. Everyone I spoke to is in unbearable amount of pain, myself included. I love it. Good writing, team.

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jackdoe:

Ardora: Why didn’t anyone tell me they didn’t like my pompadour?

Narrator: They did, daily in fact. But anytime one of Adora’s friends suggested she should change her hair style she would respond by making loud fart noises and moon walking out of the room.

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riz-gukgak:

oh my god. an island full of first ones tech? entrapta is gonna think catra sent her on a fuckin vacation im….sdjfklsfj

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anyanetupi:

So, here’s my prediction for She-ra finale:

Angella is madame Razz

The more you think about it, the more sense it does

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bumblyshark:

OK I NEED TO YELL I am STILLLLLL not over how the VERY FIRST PERSON HORDAK TOLD WAS NOT A FAILURE WAS ENTRAPTA

AND THE THING IS.

HE DID NOT. HESITATE.

He’s hardly praised anyone before, and ilI feel like especially saying they were NOT a failure would be a very specific nicety he’d save for someone very, very important to him, because that’s all HE wants, is for someone to say that to him.

And he just. Said it to Entrapta. Without a second fucking thought, and also tells her TWICE.

I am NOT OVER THIS AKSKDKFKFFK they’re PERFECT AND HE LIKES HER SO MUCH

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angusmcdonaldenthusiast:

sure she ra’s plot is good but i think the real magic is double trouble’s boots. whenever they fuckin transform those stylish ass shoes hit me every goddamn time.

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tolstoyevskywrites:

Perfuma really out here repping all succulent owners

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claycaduceus:

Shadow Weaver using the correct pronouns for Double Trouble like “I may horribly abuse children but I’m not a transphobe”

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