- Once used Jimin’s underwear as a microphone.
- Took a close up picture of Jin’s dick using a selfie stick.
- Nearly killed Taehyung on a merry-go-round.
- Ate 6 cups of ramen at 1AM, all in one sitting, in the span of 20 minutes.
- Stole Jimin’s phone to vandalize it…with hearts.
- Raided the dorm’s fridge for breakfast while wearing a Pikachu onesie and walked around the streets at 3 am wearing his Daffy Duck pajamas.
- Couldn’t hold back his laughter hearing the Chinese version of Boy In Luv.
- Personally went to JYP ent to pick up Yugyeom for a late-night bowling date.
- Sat on a bunch of rocks trying to plant an umbrella while wearing a $7000 vintage & hand painted Raf Simons’ AW03 PCL mod parka.
- Threw a big ass iceberg to the eldest member during a snowball fight; still didn’t understand why everyone was running away from him.
- Deadass got ignored by Namjoon when he almost drowned.
- Dropped a gumball to the dirty laundromat floor. Ate it anyway.
- Tweeted an instruction on how to properly cook ramen because he thinks that Jimin’s ramen sucks. (plus a totally unrelated selca)
- Stopped by to watch a dance cover group performance of Boy In Luv during his random stroll session along the streets of Hongdae; alone, face totally exposed, & looking extremely hot.
- Hollered a loud “Ohhh Yeahh~!” to an Egyptian Belly Dancer in Dubai. The dancer was Taehyung.
bonus: hid inside a dark & creepy abandoned factory for fun; until the end, no one were able find him.
- Once choked on a toothbrush because Jungkook said he looks like an egg.
- Taught Jimin how to cuss in a melodious way. “~Let’s not give a fuck, we don’t give a fuck.~”
- Confessed that he downloaded porn on a tv show and dragged the rest of bangtan down with him by saying they all watch it anyway.
- Got slapped on the titty by the maknae because he ‘looks good in that particular outifit’.
- Accidentally performed half-naked on stage.
- Got hit straight in the face by yoongi during a dance practice. No one noticed.
- Calculated the equivalent of 43 minutes in seconds in the span of 3 seconds just to prove taehyung wrong. His calculations was correct.
- Dissed Jimin in his freestyle rap saying that if he was a basketball shoes then jimin is a pair of flip-flops.
- Clasps his hands with tae and didn’t let go when he thought tae was sleeping. He’s not.
- Uploaded a selca, roasted by the maknae line+hobi. Uploaded another selca, jin and yoongi joined.
- Randomly shoved two fries up his nostrils.
- Deleted an iconic video tweet by tae and kook which features him sleeping with mouth wide open.
- Only got one letter on an ‘anonymous complaint letter’ segment on kkul fm. It was filled with compliment from hoseok.
- Made a dick comment on tv and casually talked about his boner on a radio.
- Shouted at a pot to make it boil faster. It didn’t.
bonus: solved an IQ 170 question in 11 seconds.
- Once turned himself into a Jungkook fansite.
- Got scared shitless when he thought that his eyebrows were gone.
- Was this close to being stabbed right in the forehead by a dart pin thrown by Hoseok. Bangtan: ‘100 points!’
- Asked a seaweed what its name was.
- Decided to eat rice at 2 in the morning…with ketchup.
- ‘I think there are rabbits on the moon’
- Edited a picture of bangtan with dog leashes on. They were not amused.
- Had to stop his vlive because he couldn’t enter his own hotel room; the keys were left inside.
- Danced to I Need U with heels on; flawlessly.
- Somehow came out while holding a random child on an idol sports athletic championship.
- Threatened to leak Jimin’s ‘Ryan McGinley’-like picture; aka nudes.
- Won a grammy award…for math.
- Had to physically stop himself to not rap along to cypher; it didn’t work.
- Ran back and went to the other side of the way just to accompany Seokjin who was walking alone.
- Gave a detailed update on his boys night out that ends with him being
possiblydrunk, sprawled on the bed, kissing and saying goodnight to a Jimin plushie.
bonus: never forget the fact that his ears can move on its own.
Other studyblrs: My favorite subjects are pure chemistry and molecular biology. I’m currently doing my bachelors in astrophysics!!
Me: Idk I thought I liked History but I’m failing lmao. I also had a cactus once but it died
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen ahah