mike’s soft lemonade
mike’s tender lemonade
mike’s not to me not if it’s you lemonade
Mike’s kssed you before but I didn’t do it right can I try again lemonade
mike’s i feel such an immense tenderness towards you. are we too old for words like love? lemonade
mike’s flaccid lemonade
why did you soft block me...?
? I didn’t soft block anyone
What’s soft blocking?
Where you block someone so it forces them to unfollow you, but then unblock them so you can avoid drama and discourse from having a lot of the same mutuals.
They seem to forget that tumblr will just unfollow sometimes to, for no reason.
Yeah this website isn’t functional
have you ever seen a woman so beautiful you just started crying
i know it sounds weird but I once saw this
She’s a female golden silk spider c:
They are very slow moving and gentle spiders but they make the biggest, strongest webs in the world even capable of entangling small bats or birds, and the silk itself is gold colored which actually makes it more invisible against sunlight.
The males are less than a tenth their size but they’re so chill they often end up staying with each other for long periods in the same web.
There’s a type of very tiny jackal fly that lives like a “cleaner shrimp” for this spider, too. She’ll spread her fangs open to let the flies clean her jaws without harming them.
TIL After losing a drunken bet with his bandmates, Sabaton singer Joakim Broden had to walk to the band’s next gig. Broden walked from Falun, Sweden to Trondheim, Norway, over ~700km, staying at fans’ houses and accepting food/beer donations along the way to complete the journey.
So, Joakim, what’s the price of a mile?