secretlyshycomputer

This yellow on white thing is hard to read

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just-shower-responses:

showerthoughtspost:

The first car was made by a person who never rode a car.

horse

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teathattast:

authorialincursion:

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

op why did you respond every reaction to yourself

monarchism

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crescentbeing:

no offense but john mulaney is the one true god

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r:

Requested by the always eagle-eyed @ylly22

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signs as extremely cursed images

scared-aquarius:

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r:

I’ve got to make an impression, darling.

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hedestroyedhiscage:

“even though” uh round these parts we respect milfs

widowsisa2018heistfilm:

Ime being a lesbian in college is about wanting to fuck your hot professor even though she has three children

hedestroyedhiscage:

being a lesbian in college is like: *takes lead on group project* *craves validation from woke male professor* *goes to lgbt identity based group like one time and hates it* *is ignored by straight guys* *makes 50th failed attempt to talk to The Other Lesbian*

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katemckinnonisbae:

katemckinnonplease:

jillianghostmann:

buyreputationbytaylorswift:

jillianghostmann:

kate-mckillmeplz:

mkinnon:

wonderswoman:

Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE


MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation

accurate

My phone is crashing from all the gay

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets

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niuniente:

ASOHSFDF THE COMMENTARY IS KILLING ME 

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beepost-generator:

mango-werm:

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

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bingoflamingos:

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rogerinatrash:

They’re right though.

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battychow:

I just want you guys to see my fave TikTok

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marvelheroes:

0 - 100 real quick 

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jamesransons:

#me at life

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trans-peridot:

real-cacti:

real-cacti:

november is the thursday of months

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

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