I had sleep paralysis the other day and it was the scariest shit I have ever experienced. I took an unscheduled nap around 12:00ish and I saw this HUGE black mass on top of me. This thing was big and slender kinda had a feminine feel to it. While it was on top of me it was staring at me for a long time, and then out of nowhere it took its long arm and speared it into my chest. At first it I didn't feel anything and then my heart was in an immense amount of pain. It felt like this thing was squeezing my heart. This thing kept squeezing and squeezing. I eventually woke up with sweat all around me and with my hand clutching my chest where my heart would be. The scariest thing about this is that this is the THIRD time that this happened.
It was the student that nobody likes birthday and it was possibly the worst day of his life. Since no one really likes him he didn’t get any happy birthdays from other students except from the overly nice ones. No one really likes him because he is so FUCKING ANNOYING. This kid dabs like there is no tomorrow tries to be the edgiest person on the planet and butts in everyone's business. Anyways, this student is in my computer graphics class and that class is LIT AF. We do nothing but fuck around. So two of my friends are having a semi-friendly argument and the annoying kid tries to join in. This was the biggest mistake of his life. The teacher eventually tries to stop my friends by lowering their grades. This caught their attention and they started to argue with the teacher. But he just keeps lowering their grades. The annoying kid is still trying to butt in. One of my friends had enough of the annoying kid and yell “ YO WHY YOU LOWERING MY GRADE THIS NIGGA (points to annoying kid) IS WATCHING ANIME PORN”. The annoying kid was watching an ecchi anime. Everyone started to laugh at him. The annoying kid tried to make a comeback but kept on stuttering making it worse. Then yours truly spread it around the school.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO today I was at Dunkin Donuts getting some iced coffee and when I went inside there was a white guy on the phone yelling “NIGGA” to whoever he was talking. He said nigga about 5 times every second loudly. A few “NIGGA”s later a black guy walks in and the white guy looks at him with a face of horror and stops saying “NIGGA”. The white guy was very careful about what he said. Whenever the white guy would say something he would quickly look at the black man. When he got whatever he ordered the white guy payed and got the FUCK out of there.
I was just sitting at the table enjoying myself