Story Time

I had sleep paralysis the other day and it was the scariest shit I have ever experienced. I took an unscheduled nap around 12:00ish and I saw this HUGE black mass on top of me. This thing was big and slender kinda had a feminine feel to it. While it was on top of me it was staring at me for a long time, and then out of nowhere it took its long arm and speared it into my chest. At first it I didn't feel anything and then my heart was in an immense amount of pain. It felt like this thing was squeezing my heart. This thing kept squeezing and squeezing. I eventually woke up with sweat all around me and with my hand clutching my chest where my heart would be. The scariest thing about this is that this is the THIRD time that this happened.

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Story Time

It was the student that nobody likes birthday and it was possibly the worst day of his life. Since no one really likes him he didn’t get any happy birthdays from other students except from the overly nice ones. No one really likes him because he is so FUCKING ANNOYING. This kid dabs like there is no tomorrow tries to be the edgiest person on the planet and butts in everyone's business. Anyways, this student is in my computer graphics class and that class is LIT AF. We do nothing but fuck around. So two of my friends are having a semi-friendly argument and the annoying kid tries to join in. This was the biggest mistake of his life. The teacher eventually tries to stop my friends by lowering their grades. This caught their attention and they started to argue with the teacher. But he just keeps lowering their grades. The annoying kid is still trying to butt in. One of my friends had enough of the annoying kid and yell “ YO WHY YOU LOWERING MY GRADE THIS NIGGA (points to annoying kid) IS WATCHING ANIME PORN”. The annoying kid was watching an ecchi anime. Everyone started to laugh at him. The annoying kid tried to make a comeback but kept on stuttering making it worse. Then yours truly spread it around the school.  

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Life is good (for now)

My parents left me home alone for the day and I get to do whatever I want. Currently eating doughnuts and drinking iced coffee despite it being 17 degrees and watching anime.  

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Story Time

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO today I was at Dunkin Donuts getting some iced coffee and when I went inside there was a white guy on the phone yelling “NIGGA” to whoever he was talking. He said nigga about 5 times every second loudly. A few “NIGGA”s later a black guy walks in and the white guy looks at him with a face of horror and stops saying “NIGGA”. The white guy was very careful about what he said. Whenever the white guy would say something he would quickly look at the black man. When he got whatever he ordered the white guy payed and got the FUCK out of there.

I was just sitting at the table enjoying myself  

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Just a thought

I’m willing to bet that if Hillary Clinton loses the election there will be a mass suicide of feminists

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Hey are you today’s date because you’re 10/10

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Something on my mind

If you have sex in a car with the seat belt on is it considered safe sex

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What a way to go

I almost died at breakfast, i was eating cereal while watching friends and i laughed so hard I chocked on a cheerio.

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Just a thought

Did you know that the shot was for the kid but harambe jumped and took the shot for him.

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FML

I tried to sneak out my house like a spooky sneaky slithery snake to buy snacks but my parents arrive just as I was about to leave.

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Whenever my bothers and I are fighting and my mom is trying to stop it

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I was just thinking

I bet if Donald Trump wins the election Hillary Clinton will go back stage and blow her brains out.

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Blurry cat
Very rare breed

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Milk and cookies

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league-of-desu:

I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for a while now, and what better time to kick off the summer and celebrate nearly 13k followers with a Pool Party Giveaway!

How To Enter

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Prizes

  • First Prize will be winner’s choice of one of the new Pool Party skins ( Fiora, Taric, or Miss Fortune )
  • Second Prize will be winner’s choice of one of the previous years’ skins worth 975 rp ( Draven, Mundo, Lee Sin, Leona, or Renekton )
  • Third prize will be His Royal Crabness Ward Skin 
  • Fourth prize will be winner’s choice of one of the new Pool Party Summoner Icons

Giveaway ends Friday July 8th. Winners have 24 hours to respond to the ask notifying them of their prize. Failure to reply will result in your prize being rerolled for. Winners must add me to league so I can send them their prize.

GLHF <3

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All of my game informers

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Flawless game of league

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