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Max, female, 23, asexual, aromantic, founder of the Maxverse super-crossover, fountain of weird knowledge and memes

@badthingshappenbingo Prompt: Fake Kill Scare

Fandom: Super Smash Bros

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tidy-tidings:

missouri-nationalist:

Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don’t need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you’ll only ever wear once.

Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word “wedding.” 

Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don’t need to. Most things can be for “an event you’re planning.” This obviously doesn’t include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you’re going that route versus just buying a dress.

For my wedding I got “discounted” cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren’t marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don’t need to know why you’re ordering.

These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second “wedding” is said. And it’s said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not. 

The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their “wedding” package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a “tasting.” Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we’d like and picked three. It cost maybe $20. 

What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don’t have information about the event industry.

I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there’s a better way.

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So I wrote a little companion piece to The Ultimate Rescue…

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noesa:

*makes a snow duck* *makes a snow duck* *makes a snow duck* *makes a sn

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mckitterick:

oomileena-chanoo:

itsaarnie:

platonic-suggestion:

xenegg:

elementalsword:

critical-perspective:

juneleesrikok:

platonic-suggestion:

Can we just… normalize teens loving their parents? Like obviously you’re not obligated to if your parents are shitty, but damn, I love my mom. She’s there for me all the time and sure we have rough patches but honestly she’s the greatest. Like. We need teens to know that they don’t have to hate their parents just cause.

It must be nice to come from a nonabusive family. One that doesn’t traumatized every emotional interaction to the point where you drive away any sign of love as a form of manipulation because that’s all that you were raised with. 🤷‍♀️

It is.

Reading Comprehension  

but loving ur parents is already normalized and its the kids w/ abusive parents that actually have to deal with misunderstandings and ignorance from others regarding this topic.

Hey there, I’m talking about the trope where it’s seen as super uncool to like your parents that was literally pushed on teens through the media since the culture shift in the early 60s. The post has nothing to do with abusive parents. I was abused as a kid and honestly if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse this has been a psa

“if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse”

Teen with abusive parents: I hate my parents

Teen influenced by society: Me too mine are the worst

The takeaway for teen 1: This is normal and it’s supposed to be this way

The takeaway for teen 2: My friend’s parents are like mine

The takeaway for any adult listening: All kids who complain about their parents are just being rebellious

this is important

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potitart:

himst, my ray of sunshine

A SMALL AND FLUFFY LAD

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underhuntressmoon:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

the reason why snakes don’t have arms or legs is bc they lost their sonic the hedgehog gene

this sounds like an awful shitpost but its really not the sonic the hedgehog gene is an actual gene and snakes lost this gene hundreds of millions of years ago as they evolved

im serious u can google it its a real thing

I remember hearing about this in biology class and couldn’t stop laughing

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tallgrassstore:

In other news, I think it’s time to share with you guys just what the Makar plushies SOUND like!

I’ve got another Makar done - so 2 down and 3 to go - and ALL 5 MAKAR will have little bells inside their bodies, so when you shake them you’ll here the sound just like in this video!

I set the bells up in a way so they are inside a gashapon that is glue shut, so the bell itself will never have its sound dulled due to fluff getting inside, or have it move it’s way through the Makar too much over time.

I hope you all like this special little addition to these beloved Korok, and the rest should be done in a few days!! 😄

Do you like the addition of the bell?

Useful links;

Find me on Etsy: http://TheTallGrass.Etsy.com/

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Daily updates on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetallgrass/

Support new Amigurumi: https://ko-fi.com/TheTallGrass

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One week until my 24th birthday…

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r4cs0:

the-armed-utahn:

awesome-picz:

A New Grumpy Cat Has Arrived, And It Just Might Be The Fluffiest Grumpster Out There

More like Furious Cat. That kitty looks indignant as fuck.

She has been reincarnated

A N G Y

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weallneedsomethingtobelievein:

debonairbexar:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cydonianmystery:

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.

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This post made by the Aerial Greatsword Gang

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I just realized something.

The Gerudo like crop-tops because

THEY TRULY ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF GROOSE

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totallyalegitspy:

Why wouldn’t you just watch porn instead though? Who in the hell goes to the cinema for a wank (aside from people who want a public exposure lawsuit coming)

amadeusmuller:

It’s not to be good it’s to be horny you puritans

hentired:

As much as I love cinema I’ve never seen a graphic sex scene that made me think “yeah that was necessary, the movie really needed that to be good”

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anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

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Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

HAZARD LIGHTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED PROTOCOL BY EVERY AGENCY. DO NOT JUST CONTINUE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS IN CASE THE COP MIGHT THINK IT’S A LOW-SPEED CHASE.

I know that sounds dumb, but hear me out. My mother is a dispatcher for the local police station. I asked her about how to pull over for a cop and even brought up the use of hazard lights, and she told me that it is not always accepted. This is what she told me you can do in order to feel safe when pulling over:

Call the police. No, really. Call and tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is a cop behind you demanding you pull over. The dispatcher can and will stay on the line with you while they look up the area you’re in to see if it’s one of their station’s cops. Then, once the cop comes to your window, you can crack it open (it only has to be an inch!) while still on the phone with the dispatcher. This is definitely, 100% accepted protocol.

The dispatcher will verify that it is their own, real cop, and they will gladly stay on the line with you throughout your interaction with the officer. And God forbid this ever happens to any of you, but if something were to happen to you during this time, you’ve already contacted 911 and given your location to the dispatcher.

Please keep this in mind if you are ever requested to pull over and do not feel safe. The dispatcher will understand. Do not, however, continue to drive, because there might be the off-chance an officer will think you’re flat-out refusing to pull over (a well-lit, populated area might be a ways away).

Stay safe.

Signal boost.

Because I personally know some creepy ass mother fuckers who became cops because they’re demented psychopaths and they get off on having control over people.

In light of current bullshit, this might be a good idea for a LOT of people, not just women. Marginalized minorities of all stripes, take note. I hate taking up an emergency dispatcher’s resources, but i also hate seeing yet another fucked up news story about police harming citizens.

THIIIIS

Reblog for awareness and to help

W H A T

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

HOLD THE FUCK UP THOUGH FF7 TAKES PLACE IN A CORPORATE DYSTOPIA

THAT’S WHAT THAT IS HOLY SHIT

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