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A magical half unicorn bisexual blogs, rants, rambles and reviews about comics, cartoons and anything shiny that catches her attention "a smol gay gremlin that has her grubby little mitts all over the gay and silly side of Tumblr" - Brooke :D

andthwip:

HaRoLd…………

LET

DIANA

AND

BARBARA

FUCK <3_<3

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little things about Invader Zim

shorthairednymph:

  • zim’s skin is liquefied, weaponized, and then used to douse the entire student body
  • GIR destroys a whole city in search of tacos, along with physically and violently attacking children for candy alone. these are separate episodes and not an isolated event.
  • Irken Invaders are equipped with self-destruct programs.
  • Some form of meat is either an obstacle or a tool on multiple occasions
  • there is a child whose name is The Letter M
  • Zim receives a beating heart as a Christmas donation from complete strangers passing him on the street
  • it makes sense that nobody would believe Zim is an alien, considering the characters of Pigboy and Shunk Wugga
  • Minimoose just… appears
  • Keef’s head absorbs milk.
  • Zim yelled “my tallest” for three hours and apparently nobody tried to end the transmission but instead wait for him to stop
  • Walnuts apparently ruined the 3D budget
  • The whole skool is hypnotized by a pimple
  • PEEPI
  • the general concept of Bolognius Maximus
  • a man trapped in a costume with the zipper stuck is considered an urban legend akin to bigfoot
  • Poop Dog
  • the fart noises that punctuate the dialogue every so often, especially during small interjections from characters
  • Professor Membrane has a grudge against Santa
  • characters frequently going wall-eyed
  • the cat chorus during Zim’s speech in FBI Warning of Doom
  • the entire episode of Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars
  • Zim attempting to weaponize Christmas is remembered two million years after the fact
  • Bloody GIR in general
  • Zim canonically traps strangers in conversation in which he vents about his frustrations. It is entirely plausible Zim would use Omegle.
  • Zim’s escape plan in Frycook What Came from All That Space
  • GIR’s form at the end of Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
  • it is implied Zim is at least a century older than Dib and the other children, but repeatedly assaults/tortures them.
  • dysfunctional robots with no concept of right or wrong or even with a clear goal as robots attempt to eat a child. upon being thwarted, they attempt to murder Zim.
  • One of the Tallest VAs begged Jhonen to kill the Tallest in Backseat Drivers
  • Dib has successfully raised the dead on at least one occasion and Professor Membrane acknowledges this
  • piggy piggy piggy piggy”

I have to focus on one specific thing here just for how utterly hillarious it is in terms of the shows overall plot which is that for years…YEARS…I actually thought Zim was basically a child soldier for the Tallest and that was why he enrolled at a school when he got to earth but apparently according to this post and some others Zim is actually many many many years older than the human children he’s hiding amongst he’s just tiny and weirdly proportioned so he looks like an earth child so that means that not only is Zim an advanced alien soldier who gets routinely beaten by a twelve year old like Dib he’s actually a full grown adult from an advanced alien society that has been foiled in every scheme he hatched by a child

Invader Zim is apparently thousands of years old and is from a race that has mastered sentient robots, super fast deep space travel and all manner of alien super science and yet a characer who is basically a twelve year old version of Fox Mulder has stopped every single plan he’s ever hatched

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queer-trans-amazon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Me: BABE

BABE I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

My Girlfriend: Is it Festive Reindeer Pet Play involving remote control vibrators

Me: GASP

babe we know each other so well

My Girlfriend: No Samantha I just look at your Tumblr on my lunch break and your Not Subtle

Me: >.>

<.<

Rewarding all the “bad” little boys and girls this year

I’ve been very very naughty this year :D

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asknightwing:

funnypages:

“I’ll make you a deal. If you can deport me, then you can deport them”

I love you Superman I’ll never stop loving you

<3 The real Superman right here <3

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comicgeekscomicgeek:

Kara: I desperately need a drink right now. And to gouge our my eyes. Do the Legends still have that memory eraser? Because I could sure stand to lose the last five minutes.

Someone just hug her ;-;

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violaslayvis:

‪This just put The Onion out of business permanently ‬

ICE tweeting some absolutely bullshit about how they are “Honouring” Human Rights Day is about as believable as the KKK trying to claim they love Martin Luther King Day ._.

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comicgeekscomicgeek:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asongofmeandstuff:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fatedxdestiny:

                 Earth-38 Lois Lane seeing Clark Kent from Earth-96 & Earth-167 for the first time.

LOIS HAS A TYPE

real cute implication that she meets a version of Kal and just feels it

And it goes both ways as well because Clark is instantly just like “Strong Super Feels”

The Thirst ™ is universal.

SUPER THIRST

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cydonian-mystery:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

everythingfox:

Decaying pumpkin field

Me: (Tries to steal a pumpkin)

Fox: SURPRISE IT WAS ME FOX ALL ALONG

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fox: CHONCH

Me: (Being chonched by the fox) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BAMBOOZLED :O

BY A SNEAKY FURRY PUMPKIN BOYE

THEY DID ME A REAL BAD STARTLE

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dykecassandrawayne:

Cass about Steph: she is a dumbass but she’s my dumbass

Steph about Cass:

Is Cass canonically Jewish because if so that’s awesome :D

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Dr Fate: I can’t believe it…CIRCE IS INSIDE WONDER WOMAN

Zatanna: I can absolutely believe that >.>

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 A normal shopping trip for me and my gf

“Dog collars…a cage….rope….leashes….

Guess you just bought a new dog and your house training them right?”

“Yes

Yes thats totally what these items are for >.>”

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spiralcass:

If Cassandra Cain were the one to foil Lex Luthor’s robbery of 40 cakes, she’d eat all the cakes herself and then leave Bruce’s credit card at the cake shop.

And that’s wonderful <3

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littlemissonewhoisall:

Cass: Oracle, how… how do I send a large package? 

Babs: Well, first you need to- wait, why is this addressed to Slade Wilson? 

*3-5 business days later* 

Slade: Huh, I wasn’t expecting a package today. Wait, there’s a note… Hey Rose what does “vibe check” mean-

*Cass jumps out of the box and kicks him in the face*

“I AM A CASS IN A BOX AND UR GIFT IS THESE HANDS”

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spiralcass:

On the one hand, I’m very happy that Marvel sees Eve Ewing’s talent and is letting her spearhead an event.

On the other hand, if said event is kicked off with the death of Viv Vision, I’m dropping all my Marvel pulls.

And yes, I DID drop all my non-Cass DC pulls too awhile ago, but that’s why I’m glad indies exist.

I swear if they seriously kill off this adorable lesbian robit I am going to drop Marvels editors down a well and strand them there O.O

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spiralcass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Reblog if you too are a Vaguely Romantic Crab who just wants hella gay lady love <3

I legitimately thought the image was of Cass and Steph, and was mildly creeped out at the idea of Cass hitting on Onyx, since she was like an aunt to her.

Ahhhhhh no this is from Lovestruck though I do totally believe that Cass would sidle up to Steph like a Vaguely Romantic Crab to get her Bat-kisses :D

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funnypages:

Is this what lesbian heaven looks like?

A-Force #5

NICO IS VERY DISTRACTED HERE :D

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funnypages:

“I recognize those thighs… and that ass… and those boobs…. great now I’m horny”

Nico has kissed her way up and down those sexy thighs often enough that she knows them anywhere :D

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comicgeekscomicgeek:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gundalas:

Lucifer Morningstar in Crisis on Infinite Earths “Hour Three”

BEST

CROSSOVER

EVER :D

Literally everything

EVERY SINGLE LIVE ACTION DC SHOW

And one of the movie universes as well

Is now officially connected in a Live Action Multiverse :D

As soon as this fabulous bisexual lovable asshole showed up in this episode I freaked the eff out

You know, I know that Constan-tine is Moore’s pronouciation of it… but the combination of sounds just feels wrong to my ears. Constan-teen rolls off the tongue much more easily.

Lucifer: Constantine is hard to get your mouth around…but Constan-teen sits easily on the tongue

Mia: …………..

………………………

…………………………………

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT

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artbytesslyn:

Still riding on this lonely Mystique and Irene train. Here’s some more happy family stuff. Kurt’s first teleport must’ve been scary ey?

Patreon | Twitter | Comic

<3 This is the kind of cuteness I long for and I hope that since we will soon have Irene returning in the X-books that we will get Cute Raven and Irene moments <3

All I want is Mystique and Destiny content that is cute and wonderful okay that is all I crave in this life <3_<3

Look at these funky gay af ladies right here :D

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asymbina:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sapphicbookclub:

The Secret Diaries Of Miss Anne Lister by Anne Lister

These remarkable diaries are a piece of lost lesbian history. Anne Lister defied the role of womanhood seen in the novels of Jane Austen: she was bold, fiercely independent, a landowner, industrialist, traveller ? and lesbian. She kept extensive diaries, written partly in code, of her life and loves. The diaries have been edited by Helena Whitbread, who spent years decoding and transcribing them.

Genres: historical, romance, biography 

Get the book from The Book Depository here! (Vol 1. & Vol 2.)

<3 These diaries are also the inspiration for the tv series Gentleman Jack which is all kinds of amazing and wonderful as well <3

They are a gift!

QUALITY LESBIAN CONTENT :D

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