I’m not a role model. I’m more like a parole model.

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Right side! Wrong side.. Amazing! Stupid.. Rainbows! Barf..!

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Also, I needed to do laundry. Mind your business.

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I didn’t want to be an only child. They’re weird.

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Get lost on a bouquet of cornstarch.

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I realized as soon as I said it.

“You don’t have to repeat everything his Majesty says.”

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Now I’m new around here so I’m not certain. Is everyone around here as butt-ugly as you three?

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I don’t know about suffers, she really seems to enjoy it.

“Do you think it’s possible that maybe your mom might suffer from some sort of head problem..?”

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What the hashtag-dollar-sign-at-sign-asterisk is going on here?!

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Stop saying “queef” like it means “quilt thief”.

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It’s a boatneck! And it’s extra itchy!

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Yeah, I don’t think a body can make those shapes. Onyx took his heart, not his spine.

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He had the expression of someone who just sat down on a warm toilet seat.

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To be fair, I have a superior immune system. I always get my flu shot and once a year, I lick the bottom of my shoe.

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I am in the moment! It’s a terrible moment!

“Just.. be in the moment.”

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WHAT THE WHAT?! Excuse my French but that’s baguette!

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Should we call a doctor, a vet, or a paleontologist?

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He’s become a giant prick. Which is ironic because he doesn’t have one.

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My mechanical heart breaks again.. I hope the warranty is still good..

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I’ve been braining so hard my think hurts.

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