tits-n-trix

it's only 'smart' humor here.... heaux.

mjalti:

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cheshireinthemiddle:

poutine-supreme:

nunyabizni:

You should see the memes too, they’re god awful.

this is beyond parody

… Anyways, if any billionaire reading this wants to pay me to make shitty memes for them, feel free to hmu anytime.

My prices are very reasonable and start at $10k per meme

^^^

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callginalinetti:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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I can’t believe its 2020 and iPhone users still

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caucasianscriptures:

A different point of view.

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heedra:

Sheev.

heedra:

skarchomp:

lydia who could that little guy be

heedra:

dykeceratops:

why don’t you show us, Lydia

heedra:

You’ll never guess who I found deep in the woods to-day

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foolsforthought:

Y’all gotta watch this show

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bace-jeleren:

The soup is boiling

Ferrets are just socks on the brink of overstimulation

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odinsblog:

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I know I’ve been posting about this too much, but honestly this Bloomberg shit is kind of breaking me.

The fact that anyone anyone claiming to be a democrat is supporting him is such mask-off shit. Bloomberg escalated stop-and-frisk and got black and brown people thrown in jail for nothing. His NYPD had a “demographics unit” that spied on Muslims. He has 64 sexual harassment accusations against him (for horrible context, even fucking Trump has less at 48.) His policies as mayor of NYC were horrible and discriminatory. He is ON THE RECORD saying horribly racist shit about how he ran the NYPD, about how much he hates trans people, about how much he does not respect women as full humans. He is one of the very very few people in this country that might actually be as evil as Trump.

And yet somehow he’s an acceptable democratic candidate now? Somehow he’s not everything the party is supposed to stand against? Somehow if you point out how racist and sexist and generally awful he is, if you point out he was a republican only a few goddamn years ago, you’re hurting the democratic party? You’re being divisive, and actually you’re the racist sexist for pointing out how horrible this racist sexist is! Because we have to beat Trump, and we can do that by replacing him with someone functionally identical to him! VoTe BlUe No MaTtEr WhO!!

Like, I know that the centrist mainstream democratic party abandoned people of color and queer people and the working class a long time ago. I know that the core of the party is MLK’s famous white moderate, that they don’t care about helping people so much as looking like they’re helping people. I know,

After all, you can’t get billionaire donors by actually representing the material interests of the people you claim to care about.

But this Bloomberg thing makes it so clear. So fucking clear. 

So clear I kind of can’t fucking take it.

Centrist democrats don’t see us as people so much as voting demographics they have an inherent lock on. After all, what are we going to do? Vote republican? The republicans are so much worse! And obviously yes, they are, holy shit they are…

But Bloomberg is a republican. A racist, sexist, billionaire republican. And if he’s an acceptable democrat now…if centrist democrats see him as more worthy of support than a (fairly tame, let’s be honest) democratic socialist…then fuck…

The democratic party needs to burn. And something new, something better, needs to rise in it’s place.

#bloop

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erratticusfinch:

I just learned this but Sanders’ website has an “anti-endorsements” page which I consider absolutely excellent. This is the thing that makes him tolerable for me tbh, I would love to shift the American metapolitical landscape to the point where we start recognizing that realpolitik rather than bipartisanship is the guiding principle

lmao this rules

Bernie’s hit list

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cinebro:

king

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alatar-and-pallando:

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

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