yo-why-am-i-here

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yo-why-am-i-here:

hey all! i’m not sure if anyone is interested, but i’ve just created a studyblr, so if you want you can check me out @vitruvianstudies

i’m actually trying to post there regularly now so again if you like that kind of thing maybe give me a follow?

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Question:

You reblogged it a while ago, but I want to do the game where I guess things about u based on how I perceive u. Saw ur blog recently so this is a 1st impression! Age: late 20s Pronouns: maybe she or them Zodiac: mmmaybe Aquarius or Taurus Romantic status: single, basically happy about it? Eye color: how bout warm brown Hobbies: reading, researching tech, thrifting, talking to fam and close friends when u feel like it Introverted, but saw that on your bio Favorite season: late fall

Answer:

oh wow, i dont usually publish asks from older ask games, but you are absolutely spot on. the one thing that’s slightly off but everything else is pretty accurate

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lophiusdragon:

what its like to be an intuitive with sensor parents in a b horror movie


me swimming in the ocean: arent we all in the ocean of life

shark: *bites my legs off*

me: oh no i can feel pain in my legs i must have introverted sensing

i mistyped as intj but im intp

dad: your legs!

me: yes i can feel my legs dad i have introverted sensing

dad: NO! YOUR LEGS!

me: i can’t see my legs because i dont have extraverted sensing

dad: YOUR LEGS ARE GONE!

me: i cant feel anything anymore but i can see a light

i must really be an intj and not an intp

so i do have extraverted sensing

dad: LOOK AT YOUR LEGS! ur going to die if u dont get medical help immediately!

me: we are all going to die

we are all dying right now

*accidentally looks at legs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEGS!

everyone on the beach: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

ESTP: *is one of the sharks attacking ppl*

4 core: i just want to let you know that ur all valid uwu regardless of whether ur a shark or a human

Ni 6: i knew it the government sent the sharks to attack us

me: i see a light it is welcoming

dad: no dont go towards the light

4 core: uwu its ok u can go to the light if u want to

u r vlad

sp dom: help me im dying

4 core: thats ok ur still valid uwu

cp 6 ENFP: im an enneagram 8 ENTP

SHARKNADO: SHARK-PHOBIC 6

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ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is:

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1w9:

Angry grandpa

1w2:

Naggy mom

2w1:

the first to die in the apocalypse

2w3:

**not sure if wonderful person or superficial attention whore**

3w2:

Every salesperson ever

3w4:

Sharpay Evans

4w3:

I Manipulate™ People

4w5:

The speshulest snowflake. may give 2w1 a run for their money.

5w4:

science personified.

5w6:

the nerdy Bad Boi.

6w5:

human disaster.jpg

6w7:

Are you insane like me,,, been in Pain like me,,,

7w6:

Peter Pan

7w8:

The shallowest, most insensitive asshole known to mankind. at least they're entertaining

8w7:

the original Bad Boi.

8w9:

In theory: the Hulk. In reality: that creepy guy in the corner who just... stares...

9w8:

In eternal, peaceful slumber, dreaming with the universe and foreseeing all its fortunes. the great 9w8 rises only to protect one object: its Waifu Pillow

9w1:

Canadians

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intj: enfp, we need to talk about your professionalism

enfp, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava

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Question:

Pretty shitty of you to literally copy verbatim that zodiac blogs compatibility chart. Even down to the caption. Pathetic. If you had any morals you'd give credit where it's due.

Answer:

sorry what post are we talking about? this one? because…maybe it was from a long time ago but i literally don’t remember copying it from any astrology blogs…? and i’ll admit i sometimes use ideas i see from astrology posts but i always say something along the lines of “inspired by x” and link to the original poster. soooo

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yesterdaysprint:

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

i’m going to get drunk every night because of my broken heart: enfj, esfp, infj

i’m going to catch up on tiddle de winks, ping pong and parchesi: isfp, isfj, esfj

catch up on some sleep and make whoopee: estp, enfp

i’m going to have company (it’s quite all right and proper): istj, estj

i intend to vegetate: intp, infp, intj

i am going straight to hell and not come back: entp, entj, istp

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hey all! i’m not sure if anyone is interested, but i’ve just created a studyblr, so if you want you can check me out @vitruvianstudies

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infp: i made this friendship bracelet for you.

intj: you know, i’m not really a jewelry person.

infp: you don’t have to wear it.

intj: no i’m gonna wear it forever. back off.

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Question:

Are you actually back dude??!!

Answer:

i try

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infj: i put a tracker in intj’s food so i can know where they are at all times

enfp: yes, so did i

istj: me too

infj: do you think all that radiation is bad for them?

enfp: i’m sure they’ll be fine

istj: they’ve lived a long life already

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mr-mbti:

So I saw this meme going around and I thought I’d jump on the bandwagon

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Question:

yo can i remake ur post about alternative ways to say i love you but with zodiac signs?

Answer:

sure!

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gracewileysmith:

gracewileysmith:

if you put a group of people in an escape room, you WILL find out who has big dick energy

i made a chart

tag yourself and your type im big dick energy (istp)

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entpalloverme:

obviousplant:

What’s your next career?

Mean, but fair 😂

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mbti as alternative responses to “i love you”

who doesn’t”: estp

“i know”: infj, enfj

“thanks”: istj, isfj

“why”: intp

“a horrible decision, really”: entj, istp

*laughs nervously*: infp, esfj

*laughs hysterically*: enfp

“i’m sorry”: isfp, intj

*finger guns*: entp

“if only there was someone out there who loved you”: estj

“YEET”: esfp

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casvyopeia:

outlawofredemption:

c-estp-arfait:

artsymbti:

kendrixtermina:

INTP: Who are you?

ISTP: I’m you but stronger

ISTP: Who are you?
ESTP: I’m you but funnier

ISTJ: Who are you?
ESTJ: I’m you but you’re fired

ESFP: who are you?
ISFP: I’m you but alive

ENFJ: Who are you?
INFJ: I’m you but I’m also many people at once. I wear masks to hide my real twisted and dark self, I’m everybody and nobody at the same time. I’m the shadow of the person I have once been. The demons have taken over, I don’t know who I am.

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istp:

i've got this completely under control

infj:

is that why everything is on fire

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