MBTI Types as My Immortal Quotes

ISTJ “STFU!1” shooted Cornelia Fuck. “He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. “Now do ur work!111"

ISFJ “No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony.”

INFJ Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

INTJ “What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

ISTP “Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

ISFP “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!“

INFP I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty. “No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily.

INTP Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly.

ESTP I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.

ESFP “Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

ENFP I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care.

ENTP He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!

ESTJ “STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

ESFJ “Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

ENFJ I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

ENTJ “Foolish ignoramuses!!!!!!” yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all dye soon.”

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