I’m not a dog!!!
BEEP BOOP BOP I am a robot sent from the future to destroy you!
That's pretty zesty.
I pray to the Great Evolution that you pass your test.
That's not perverted enough.
I want to get a tattoo of my face…on my face.
I eat cats every night.
IT’S TIME TO POP IT AND DROP IT!!!! *Roars crazily while dropping a water balloon*
It’s kind of like having a second belly button.
One time I smoked a breadstick.
I will stalk you home, and watch you while you sleep… and when you leave for school in the morning, I’ll be on your porch, chilling with a dead cat.
I love making bombs at home.
You can rape yourself if your hand loses control.
That's pretty ~sAUDy~~
Girls can't rape boys. It just doesn't happen.
I'm going to smoke this piece of paper.