ENFJ:

I’m not a dog!!!

ENFP:

BEEP BOOP BOP I am a robot sent from the future to destroy you!

ENTJ:

That's pretty zesty.

ENTP:

I pray to the Great Evolution that you pass your test.

ESFJ:

That's not perverted enough.

ESFP:

I want to get a tattoo of my face…on my face.

ESTJ:

I eat cats every night.

ESTP:

IT’S TIME TO POP IT AND DROP IT!!!! *Roars crazily while dropping a water balloon*

INFJ:

It’s kind of like having a second belly button.

INFP:

One time I smoked a breadstick.

INTJ:

I will stalk you home, and watch you while you sleep… and when you leave for school in the morning, I’ll be on your porch, chilling with a dead cat.

INTP:

I love making bombs at home.

ISFJ:

You can rape yourself if your hand loses control.

ISFP:

That's pretty ~sAUDy~~

ISTJ:

Girls can't rape boys. It just doesn't happen.

ISTP:

I'm going to smoke this piece of paper.

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