How does the INFJ doorslam work? Easy 13 steps.

1. Find a friend/partner

2. Get a close relationship

3. Ignore red flags

4. Ignore them some more

5. Yep, that’s a red flag all right

6. No, no it’s completely fine

7. EVERYTHING IS FINE

8. IS IT ME, AM I THE ASSHOLE?!

9. Yeah it’s definitely me I’m garbage

10. *Ni kicks in*

11. Oh. OH. Ooooooooh. Yep. You betcha.

12. *blocked* *deleted* *ghosted*

13. … Fucking asshole.

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