15 things kim namjoon did:
- Once choked on a toothbrush because Jungkook said he looks like an egg.
- Taught Jimin how to cuss in a melodious way. “~Let’s not give a fuck, we don’t give a fuck.~”
- Confessed that he downloaded porn on a tv show and dragged the rest of bangtan down with him by saying they all watch it anyway.
- Got slapped on the titty by the maknae because he ‘looks good in that particular outifit’.
- Accidentally performed half-naked on stage.
- Got hit straight in the face by yoongi during a dance practice. No one noticed.
- Calculated the equivalent of 43 minutes in seconds in the span of 3 seconds just to prove taehyung wrong. His calculations was correct.
- Dissed Jimin in his freestyle rap saying that if he was a basketball shoes then jimin is a pair of flip-flops.
- Clasps his hands with tae and didn’t let go when he thought tae was sleeping. He’s not.
- Uploaded a selca, roasted by the maknae line+hobi. Uploaded another selca, jin and yoongi joined.
- Randomly shoved two fries up his nostrils.
- Deleted an iconic video tweet by tae and kook which features him sleeping with mouth wide open.
- Only got one letter on an ‘anonymous complaint letter’ segment on kkul fm. It was filled with compliment from hoseok.
- Made a dick comment on tv and casually talked about his boner on a radio.
- Shouted at a pot to make it boil faster. It didn’t.
bonus: solved an IQ 170 question in 11 seconds.