Why are you like this?
A very good question. 7/10 dentists don't recommend being like this either.
Seriously, what happened to you as a child that made you this way?
I've been to an array of world-renowned psychologists and none have been able to figure it out. I have become a psychological enigma--no one can quite figure out the makings of my disturbed existence, no matter how hard they try.
I mean, relatable. I think one of the main reasons we're friends is because we've both basically been total messes the moment we each popped out of our respective wombs.